I saw a boob once.

( Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Fri 11 Dec 2009, 14:46, 1 reply, 16 years ago)

was Al a nice guy in person?

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 11 Dec 2009, 14:47, Reply)

Badumm Tish!
He's upset with me because I've been talking to his wife about his weak and unmuscly arms.
(Bazongaloid, Fri 11 Dec 2009, 14:52, Reply)

aythangu
having not met any of you I cannot comment on how pathetically weedy you all are
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 11 Dec 2009, 14:55, Reply)

I'm fucking NAILS

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 11 Dec 2009, 15:06, Reply)

Yes yes
We know, we know
Go and sit down and have another bottle of Lucozade Sport

*pats head*
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Fri 11 Dec 2009, 15:07, Reply)

top patronising there
well done :-)
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 11 Dec 2009, 15:10, Reply)

whythankyou

(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Fri 11 Dec 2009, 15:16, Reply)

I fucking need it.
I've been duffing so many people up today that my fluids are really depleted. I need some Isotonic glucose, man.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 11 Dec 2009, 15:17, Reply)

In all seriousness, could you do me a favour and put in a good word with his misses for me?
I reckon she would listen to you.

She's such a swell dreamboat, a guy like me can see himself being ignored by a gal like that.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 11 Dec 2009, 14:56, Reply)

I've never ignored you
In fact I've chatted with you for a long time at a bash about cameras, I seem to recall!?
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Fri 11 Dec 2009, 15:00, Reply)

Oh'aye, you've never been anything but perfectly pleasent company =)
I didn't mean to say you ignore me, more ignoring my 10,000+ word panda-gazs.

I'll be honest, in the last one, half way through, I just copy'n'pasted the script from that eppisode of Fresh Prince where Willard Smith (I changed his name for mine) asked out Jackie (I changed her name for yours) by winning the big basket ball game.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 11 Dec 2009, 15:05, Reply)

Ahhh
that explains all the jive talkin'
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Fri 11 Dec 2009, 15:06, Reply)

Awww man
that was the sexiest of all the episodes.
(Bazongaloid, Fri 11 Dec 2009, 15:06, Reply)