Wow.
A robin had just flown into my office - perched on top of a monitor, had a little tweet and departed through the window. How festive is that?

Seen/heard anything that made you feel like the world is a beautiful place?
(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Fri 11 Dec 2009, 14:41, 41 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

No.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 11 Dec 2009, 14:43, Reply)

Come on Monty.
Think of Hawkwind.
(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Fri 11 Dec 2009, 15:04, Reply)

*gets an erection*
EDIT: to the sounds of 'Ejection'
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 11 Dec 2009, 15:15, Reply)

Brilliant!

(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Fri 11 Dec 2009, 15:31, Reply)

I saw a woman walking through our town
soaking wet wearing a short t-shirt and NOTHING else.

She was fat and had blotches on her legs and an unkempt pubic region.

It made me realise the beauty of the human form. Fuck me even Gow-ank would have had trouble making her look good naked.
( Peej, Fri 11 Dec 2009, 14:44, Reply)

No

( sandettie light vessel automatic New Twitter - @bollocksreally, Fri 11 Dec 2009, 14:44, Reply)

but there is
a somewhat restless reindeer in my kitchen causing masses of damage. They're bigger than you think too.
( sandettie light vessel automatic New Twitter - @bollocksreally, Fri 11 Dec 2009, 14:46, Reply)

I'd really like to believe this was true.
(the 'reindeer in your kitchen' bit - I'm not especially bothered by the size issue)
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 11 Dec 2009, 14:55, Reply)

I am
it's quite a low ceiling and I've just put a new light fitting up.
( sandettie light vessel automatic New Twitter - @bollocksreally, Fri 11 Dec 2009, 15:34, Reply)

there was this really handsome bearded chap
seemed to be stuck inside some sort of really shiny window....
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 11 Dec 2009, 14:44, Reply)

Oh dear
oh dear
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Fri 11 Dec 2009, 14:57, Reply)

Don't worry - I wasn't really stuck in there

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 11 Dec 2009, 15:01, Reply)

www.ghostinthemachine.net/zod.jpg
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 11 Dec 2009, 15:06, Reply)

you won't catch me kneeling before Zod.
Not after last time.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 11 Dec 2009, 15:16, Reply)

I saw some vodka
that made me feel like the world was a beautiful place.
(iliketea, Fri 11 Dec 2009, 14:45, Reply)

I saw a boob once.

( Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Fri 11 Dec 2009, 14:46, Reply)

was Al a nice guy in person?

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 11 Dec 2009, 14:47, Reply)

Badumm Tish!
He's upset with me because I've been talking to his wife about his weak and unmuscly arms.
(Bazongaloid, Fri 11 Dec 2009, 14:52, Reply)

aythangu
having not met any of you I cannot comment on how pathetically weedy you all are
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 11 Dec 2009, 14:55, Reply)

I'm fucking NAILS

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 11 Dec 2009, 15:06, Reply)

Yes yes
We know, we know
Go and sit down and have another bottle of Lucozade Sport

*pats head*
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Fri 11 Dec 2009, 15:07, Reply)

top patronising there
well done :-)
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 11 Dec 2009, 15:10, Reply)

whythankyou

(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Fri 11 Dec 2009, 15:16, Reply)

I fucking need it.
I've been duffing so many people up today that my fluids are really depleted. I need some Isotonic glucose, man.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 11 Dec 2009, 15:17, Reply)

In all seriousness, could you do me a favour and put in a good word with his misses for me?
I reckon she would listen to you.

She's such a swell dreamboat, a guy like me can see himself being ignored by a gal like that.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 11 Dec 2009, 14:56, Reply)

I've never ignored you
In fact I've chatted with you for a long time at a bash about cameras, I seem to recall!?
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Fri 11 Dec 2009, 15:00, Reply)

Oh'aye, you've never been anything but perfectly pleasent company =)
I didn't mean to say you ignore me, more ignoring my 10,000+ word panda-gazs.

I'll be honest, in the last one, half way through, I just copy'n'pasted the script from that eppisode of Fresh Prince where Willard Smith (I changed his name for mine) asked out Jackie (I changed her name for yours) by winning the big basket ball game.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 11 Dec 2009, 15:05, Reply)

Ahhh
that explains all the jive talkin'
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Fri 11 Dec 2009, 15:06, Reply)

Awww man
that was the sexiest of all the episodes.
(Bazongaloid, Fri 11 Dec 2009, 15:06, Reply)

For split second I fell asleep on the loo

Then I fell forward shattering my beautifuk moment and preventing me from further kippage
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 11 Dec 2009, 14:47, Reply)

I saw this video once of a panda that sneezed and scared the baby panda.
That made me forget about the homeless people on the street starving and freezing, for a few minuites.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 11 Dec 2009, 14:55, Reply)

Are you Santa?
*waits*
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Fri 11 Dec 2009, 14:56, Reply)

Have a look at my bulging sack.

(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Fri 11 Dec 2009, 15:01, Reply)

Phworrrr

(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Fri 11 Dec 2009, 15:01, Reply)

That's a first.
Maybe I should submit a picture of my lovely plums in the Readers Husband's section 'Bollocks' monthly.
(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Fri 11 Dec 2009, 15:03, Reply)

Maybe
maybe...
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Fri 11 Dec 2009, 15:04, Reply)

I saw a transvestite in town today.
I smiled at him.
( girlinthehole, Fri 11 Dec 2009, 15:11, Reply)

Did you get all wet?

(Bazongaloid, Fri 11 Dec 2009, 15:12, Reply)

No.
He was one of those trannies that dress like their mum does.
( girlinthehole, Fri 11 Dec 2009, 15:14, Reply)

my nephew turned 3 yesterday and I watched him come into this world so I got a bit nostalgic yesterday
I went to their house last night and played with him and his brother, they're massive little shits but so cute and I love them soooo much it makes me shed tears to think about it
( Lisette von Falcon, Fri 11 Dec 2009, 15:33, Reply)

Three years old is a bit late to come into the world...

(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Fri 11 Dec 2009, 15:59, Reply)