Hmmm...
Sounds a bit like someting John Kramer aka. Jigsaw would do
(wehttamman via B3ta for microwave, Fri 11 Dec 2009, 15:25, 1 reply, 15 years ago)

Have you got any pictures of your cousin you can post?
Especially if she's sitting on your massive motorbike.
(Bazongaloid, Fri 11 Dec 2009, 15:31, Reply)

I thought you were taking the piss with that story
and it would appear you were, lol.

I get the feeling I'm gonna be the butt of your jokes from now on *sigh*
(wehttamman via B3ta for microwave, Fri 11 Dec 2009, 15:34, Reply)

one of the butts of his jokes
I can recommend only one course of action to prevent this happening.

be more interesting.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 11 Dec 2009, 15:35, Reply)

Well I'm sorry, but my life is pretty dull
Hence why I have to have a motorbike and talk about my cousins giant breasts
(wehttamman via B3ta for microwave, Fri 11 Dec 2009, 15:37, Reply)

The motorbike doesn't make you interesting
it makes you a massive cunt.
(Bazongaloid, Fri 11 Dec 2009, 15:38, Reply)

No the motorbike keeps ME interested in life
Otherwise my life would be so dull I might jump off a bridge.
(wehttamman via B3ta for microwave, Fri 11 Dec 2009, 15:40, Reply)

Your motorbike keeps you being a massive cunt on a motorbike
without it you might stand a chance.

Also, if you're ever feeling a bit low, and you know, you're worried you might do something rash, just remember this one thing. Posting about it on B3ta will not lead you to a happy solution. Just go to KFC.
(Bazongaloid, Fri 11 Dec 2009, 15:43, Reply)

also, never apologise
for anything

you don't have to have an interesting life to be interesting. look at chompy. he lives in milton keynes for fuck's sake. and yet he manages to be interesting. sometimes.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 11 Dec 2009, 15:39, Reply)

That's a matter of opinion

(Bazongaloid, Fri 11 Dec 2009, 15:40, Reply)

I'm just a shit liar
My stories are always true, which is why they're so shit :(

Btw, I never said I wanked over my cousin, I merely stated that she has large boobs, not that I found her attractive
(wehttamman via B3ta for microwave, Fri 11 Dec 2009, 15:42, Reply)

That sounds like the desperate denial
of a sweaty palmed 19 year old who has just disposed of his latest soggy tissue after he found a photo of his cousin when they went on that holiday to Lake Garda and she wore that aquamarine bikini.
(Bazongaloid, Fri 11 Dec 2009, 15:45, Reply)

I'm 20 now :(
Ah I remember being young, the good old days and all that :P
(wehttamman via B3ta for microwave, Fri 11 Dec 2009, 15:49, Reply)

Jesus christ
wanking over your family as a teenager is pretty much par for the course, lets face it, not a man among us hasn't sneaked a look at their mum as they got out of the bath before running upstairs "to do homework", but FFS, you're 20? Go and buy some porn, or just get it for free on the internet.
(Bazongaloid, Fri 11 Dec 2009, 15:52, Reply)

we're not talking about qotw here
stories are not the be all and end all of conversation.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 11 Dec 2009, 15:46, Reply)

Also
not wanking over your cousin is a sure fire way to avoid me taking the piss out of you for wanking on your cousin.
(Bazongaloid, Fri 11 Dec 2009, 15:38, Reply)