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rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
Stop humping the ham.
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thealternativefact, Fri 11 Dec 2009, 21:39,
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16 years ago)
I like to bone the ham and then put my cock in the hole
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Bazongaloid, Fri 11 Dec 2009, 21:42,
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I'd like to ham your bone.
I'm not sure what that will entail...
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thealternativefact, Fri 11 Dec 2009, 21:45,
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Well, I imagine it involves getting lots of ham and gaffa taping it back to the bone I recently removed from said ham.
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Bazongaloid, Fri 11 Dec 2009, 21:51,
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I do the same thing, except it's not so impressive with a packet of bernard mathews 'turkey ham'.
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Fri 11 Dec 2009, 21:53,
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I once did it with Bernard Mathews rotting corpse
It wasn't much fun.
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Bazongaloid, Fri 11 Dec 2009, 21:54,
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You obviously weren't doing it right.
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thealternativefact, Fri 11 Dec 2009, 22:00,
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