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rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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I have been in an ambulanceafter I covered my face in searing-hot oil in an extravagant 4am drunken bacon-frying mishap.
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Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Mon 14 Dec 2009, 11:57,
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what did you do, fall onto the frying pan?(
crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Mon 14 Dec 2009, 11:58,
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I reckon he was loving the aromas so muchthat he tipped the contents of the pan onto his face.
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Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 14 Dec 2009, 12:00,
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This is almost what happened.(
Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Mon 14 Dec 2009, 12:00,
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I was pretending to be Ainslie Harriottflicking my wrist and tossing my bacon in the pan. Showing off, basically, although everyone else had gone to bed.
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Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Mon 14 Dec 2009, 12:00,
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You wanked in a pan?I know there's a recession on, but really - sunflower oil isn't that expensive.
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Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 14 Dec 2009, 12:06,
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hehe tossing my bacon....(
Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 14 Dec 2009, 12:10,
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For some reasonI'm imagining you trying to use your face as a frying pan. I assume this is not how it happened, but it sure makes for a funny mental image.
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