Why did they pump your stomach?

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 14 Dec 2009, 12:26, 1 reply, 16 years ago)

Because I'd been on the ale since 9am I'd imagine.
I never though to ask them at the time. When i was discharged and got back to the party, I cracked another can open.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 14 Dec 2009, 12:28, Reply)

You absolute dog!

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 14 Dec 2009, 12:29, Reply)

Hey, I'm northern.
Got a reputation to uphold, you know.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 14 Dec 2009, 12:33, Reply)

I'd love to be hardcore
I'm just a shambles.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 14 Dec 2009, 12:36, Reply)

^ PUNK ROCK
Good work there mate. Integrity, that's called.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 14 Dec 2009, 12:32, Reply)

Oddly enough
I didn't make it to college the next day.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 14 Dec 2009, 12:35, Reply)

Oh - in that case you are a right ponce.

(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Mon 14 Dec 2009, 12:45, Reply)

Totally been exposed.
Thank you, Tuggers. Now the internet will know that I am, in fact, a soft shandy drinking sham, who never goes out without a coat of some kind, and my personal details attached to a chain around my neck in case I get lost.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 14 Dec 2009, 12:52, Reply)