On the twelfth day of Christmas, B3ta gave to me...
12 Psychos Chomping
11 Big Girls Blouses
10 Als a-bullying
9 Flims a-Flamming
8 Vectored panties
7 Honda Acc-ords
6 Tourettes a-swearing
Clen-dix's noooorks...
4 Devil's Tights
3 Gonzes cooking
2 Autisms
And a Vipros in a smug treeeeeeee....
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 14 Dec 2009, 22:21, 23 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

FIIIIIIIIVE CLENDRIX NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOORKS!

(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Mon 14 Dec 2009, 22:22, Reply)

^Sorry, that was me.

( Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Mon 14 Dec 2009, 22:23, Reply)

Why am I not surprised?
I did think about that but then I thought it might be insinuating that she was some kind of Total Recall mutant. Which she isn't.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 14 Dec 2009, 22:25, Reply)

Three boobs!

( Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Mon 14 Dec 2009, 22:34, Reply)

I know
Your mutation is safe with me Tightly.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 14 Dec 2009, 23:03, Reply)

Slight edit...

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 14 Dec 2009, 22:23, Reply)

Oh christ, Chompy really is part of OT now isn't she.
Edit: You forgot the 5 love
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Mon 14 Dec 2009, 22:26, Reply)

Yup.
It's called progress.


Actually it's because the name fitted


*Edit* No I didn't, I just thought that it scanned better that way. I got you in as well; did you notice? Eh? Eh?
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 14 Dec 2009, 22:27, Reply)

I see what you did there :) I like it
My vote is for vectored panties though
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Mon 14 Dec 2009, 22:57, Reply)

Done

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 14 Dec 2009, 23:04, Reply)

The popular page is basically how you keep up to date with what I'm doing.

(PsychoChomp, Mon 14 Dec 2009, 22:32, Reply)

pretty much

( fuck shit up the best you never had, Mon 14 Dec 2009, 22:57, Reply)

cough

( Mrs Entity is in hiding., Mon 14 Dec 2009, 22:30, Reply)

You missed an H out of Chomping
and I think Vectored pants would scan better. But other than that it's brilliant.
(Bazongaloid, Mon 14 Dec 2009, 22:52, Reply)

No I didn't...
*ahem*
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 14 Dec 2009, 23:00, Reply)

I think I said
cough
( Mrs Entity is in hiding., Mon 14 Dec 2009, 23:01, Reply)

You need some Night Nurse
That's a terrible chest you've got. Maybe try rubbing some Vicks on it.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 14 Dec 2009, 23:06, Reply)

How very dare you
My chest is magnificent!
( Mrs Entity is in hiding., Mon 14 Dec 2009, 23:08, Reply)

I only have your word for that.
Maybe you should try posting a pic in your profile for validation's sake? Or maybe write about how your PE teacher groped you during a lesson on weight ratios?
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 14 Dec 2009, 23:13, Reply)

If I'm not important enough to make
the OT Days of Xmas then there is no way anyone is getting s look at my top quality boobage.
( Mrs Entity is in hiding., Mon 14 Dec 2009, 23:19, Reply)

There were too many people to include
I went with the ones that scanned easiest. But rest assured, you were in my thoughts.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 14 Dec 2009, 23:42, Reply)

This is one of the many reasons
I married you.

*profers cheesey plastic mistletoe*

*tries to snog*
*trips over dog*
*misses*

FAIL
( Tourette's ( . )( . ) has a monkey hair in her fried egg, Mon 14 Dec 2009, 23:32, Reply)

Eleven of me.
What a scary thought.
( girlinthehole, Tue 15 Dec 2009, 8:42, Reply)