I f you could get a Christmas prezzie from another B3tan, who would it be and what?
For example:

Someone's face punched by Monty or a box of croissants from Vipros.
( girlinthehole, Tue 15 Dec 2009, 12:40, 39 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

It's Christmas, And I'm A New Boy At This School
...so I'd like to get to know you all.
(Medical_Male Say aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah, Tue 15 Dec 2009, 12:43, Reply)

Just hang around and annoy people.
Seems to work well for everyone so far : )
( girlinthehole, Tue 15 Dec 2009, 12:44, Reply)

You do know
that as a new bug you have to endure an internet bogwash and wedgie, don't you?

It's like 'Tom Brown's Schooldays' round here, only with more bullying and retards...
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 15 Dec 2009, 12:51, Reply)

And sexual deviation.

( girlinthehole, Tue 15 Dec 2009, 12:53, Reply)

Mixed with 'Lords of Discipline' and 'Scum'.

(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Tue 15 Dec 2009, 12:54, Reply)

I would like to see...
...your sister's 'double-j jubblies' and wear her bra on my head through this cold spell.
(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Tue 15 Dec 2009, 12:50, Reply)

Haha!
Might be do-able.
( girlinthehole, Tue 15 Dec 2009, 12:52, Reply)

*rubs knees*

(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Tue 15 Dec 2009, 12:53, Reply)

....with nipples, double-J style....

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 15 Dec 2009, 12:56, Reply)

*nose squirts coffee*

(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Tue 15 Dec 2009, 12:58, Reply)

Be careful now.
She might be 40 but she's still my little sister.
( girlinthehole, Tue 15 Dec 2009, 12:58, Reply)

Your younger sister she may well be,
but she doesn't sound terribly 'little' to me....



*I'm sorry, I shall stop this rudeness forthwith*
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 15 Dec 2009, 13:11, Reply)

I hope Monty's rude behaviour...
...does not reduce my chances of seeing her bazookas?
(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Tue 15 Dec 2009, 13:14, Reply)

To be honest I'm getting uncomfortable with this now. *laughs*

( girlinthehole, Tue 15 Dec 2009, 13:16, Reply)

So am I. Fuck off Monty.

(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Tue 15 Dec 2009, 13:28, Reply)

It always ends with someone telling me to fuck off
*blubs*
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 15 Dec 2009, 13:40, Reply)

OHMYGOSH
what sort of lovely gifts could I get?!
A lock of BGB's hair
A guitar lesson from Vipros
A biscuit from Clitoris Clendrix
An autographed photo from althegeordie, with lots of x's please
A fish hook from workboresme
Monty's dad's phone number, we won't talk about you...promise
A lovely hand written card from Roo-Roo-Roota, with a bit of perfume sprayed on the inside
A picture of Lu's shiny Christmas tree
A video of Lampito salsa dancing
Maladicta's Lara Croft figurine
A beer from The Resident Loon
A cheeky grope from Becky
A mix of PsychoChomp's favorite songs all conveniently burned to a cd just for me, autographed with lots of x's please
A HAWT D8 with Gonz, even if it's just meeting at the video archade and playing whack-a-mole
( Lisette von Falcon, Tue 15 Dec 2009, 13:22, Reply)

Does it matter where on the body my hair is from?

( girlinthehole, Tue 15 Dec 2009, 13:23, Reply)

Preferably from your pretty little head.

( Lisette von Falcon, Tue 15 Dec 2009, 13:32, Reply)

You wouldn't have suddenly taken up Voodoo as a hobby I hope?

( girlinthehole, Tue 15 Dec 2009, 13:35, Reply)

certainly not
you don't believe in that stuff anyway, do you?
( Lisette von Falcon, Tue 15 Dec 2009, 13:37, Reply)

Haha!

( girlinthehole, Tue 15 Dec 2009, 13:44, Reply)

Awww, I'll do that (I'm a mong)
?
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 15 Dec 2009, 14:11, Reply)

confusing post is confusing

( Lisette von Falcon, Tue 15 Dec 2009, 14:17, Reply)

Haha
I also put "will it get across the Atlantic in time?" but it appears to have disappeared :(
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 15 Dec 2009, 14:43, Reply)

I'd like everyone to send me a little packet of them selves. Finger nail clippings, used bum wad, used floss etc. You know, the usual family type stuff.
(The Boy Monders I have ginger bits in my beard., Tue 15 Dec 2009, 13:28, Reply)

Erm.
Are you collecting DNA?
(Medical_Male Say aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah, Tue 15 Dec 2009, 13:34, Reply)

It's more interesting than stamps...
And I could create an uber b3tan type. This has legs, I reckon...
(The Boy Monders I have ginger bits in my beard., Tue 15 Dec 2009, 13:38, Reply)

Come on now people.
No ideas?

What about a rectal examination from Noel or lessons from Al in how to make friends.
( girlinthehole, Tue 15 Dec 2009, 13:40, Reply)

*blushes*
*buys rubber gloves*
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Tue 15 Dec 2009, 14:25, Reply)

A signed book of Roota's Tales
A dictaphone with handy snippets of advice prerecorded onto it from BGB

A can of R White's from Al

A copy of Vipros' squirrel project

A go on Tuggers' boss

A stomach pump from Davros' Grandad
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 15 Dec 2009, 13:46, Reply)

I do get a bit preachy don't I. *laughs*
I just worry about you.
( girlinthehole, Tue 15 Dec 2009, 13:49, Reply)

I very much need, and always take on board your advice.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 15 Dec 2009, 13:50, Reply)

Aw that's nice to hear.
Pity I don't listen to myself.
( girlinthehole, Tue 15 Dec 2009, 13:53, Reply)

Same here
Runs in the family. My father spent several decades doing pastoral care/counselling for his students and parishioners but still managed to have a massive midlife crisis and three marriages...
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 15 Dec 2009, 13:56, Reply)

You got it!

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 15 Dec 2009, 14:13, Reply)

Ask and ye shall recieve
it won't be the final version because frankly I doubt my mate will ever get round to the final tweaks, mixing and mastering...

only thing that is wrong is phaser on some drums at one point *shakes head slowly*
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 15 Dec 2009, 15:26, Reply)

I forgot one
A freshly boiled gammon from Wet Ham Man.


EDIT and I've already had my xmas gift from Cancer Joyeux, the little fucking beauty.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 15 Dec 2009, 13:54, Reply)

A gang bang
with all of you there.
( Peej, Tue 15 Dec 2009, 15:17, Reply)