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rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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Chocolate Orange.Lying bastards - when you 'tap it and unwrap it' it never opens in a uniform manner like in the adverts.
On a bright note you do get a superb chocolate 'pith' which is a real bonus.
(, Wed 16 Dec 2009, 13:40, 1 reply, 16 years ago)
No, but hammer it repeatedly against the fireplace, then pry any remaining segments apartdoesn't have the same ring to it.
Which reminds me, what's black, nine inches long and wakes up at the crack of dawn?
Lenny Henry's cock.
(, Wed 16 Dec 2009, 13:55, Reply)
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