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(I helped save b3ta! rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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All this talk of oral fixation has got me desperate for a really good snog.
I think I need more chocolate : (
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Wed 16 Dec 2009, 13:50, 1 reply, 16 years ago)
Get me the green triangles

(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 16 Dec 2009, 13:51, Reply)
Why?
You gonna snog me?
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Wed 16 Dec 2009, 13:54, Reply)
I will if you get me the green triangles

(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 16 Dec 2009, 13:55, Reply)
if you do then I'm breaking up with you

(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Wed 16 Dec 2009, 13:58, Reply)
It's Christmas
It doesn't count as infidelity.
Unless I get pregnant and it doesn't look like you.
(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 16 Dec 2009, 13:59, Reply)
you haven't even got any mistletoe

(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Wed 16 Dec 2009, 14:01, Reply)
I haven't
I've never had any.
(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 16 Dec 2009, 14:04, Reply)
you almost had me going for a minute, I thought maybe she'll pull out some mistletoe like 'hey I've got some mistletoe, it's okay, totally not cheating, it's like a law or something'
but nooooooooooooooooooooooooo
(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Wed 16 Dec 2009, 14:09, Reply)
But that's true right?
If there is misletoe then it's not cheating, especially if you are in a different postcode.
(Bazongaloid, Wed 16 Dec 2009, 14:12, Reply)
WELL YEAH
But she doesn't have any
that's a blatant offence and she must be punished.
Al, take her up the rear.
(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Wed 16 Dec 2009, 14:19, Reply)
it 's the booze
not the mistletoe.
The two are often seen together, but there's no causal link.
(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 16 Dec 2009, 14:12, Reply)
haha
does that mean from now on if there is booze I'm allowed to just smack a good one on whomever I choose?
(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Wed 16 Dec 2009, 14:19, Reply)
Throw the lips on em gal

(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 16 Dec 2009, 14:20, Reply)
You see!
No trouble with the ladies, but I can't attract a guy for love or money.
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Wed 16 Dec 2009, 14:00, Reply)
Pipe down, Quagmire!

(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 16 Dec 2009, 14:04, Reply)
Haha!
Quagmire?
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Wed 16 Dec 2009, 14:05, Reply)
The smoothie pervy bastard off Family Guy
www.garmentdistrict.com/store/popculture/familyguy/quagmire_sm.jpg
(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 16 Dec 2009, 14:07, Reply)
Haha!
My dad's wife used to jokingly say to me, 'if you're not in bed by 10 then you have to come home'.
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Wed 16 Dec 2009, 14:09, Reply)
So she can take you to bed?

(I helped save b3ta! SpikeyPickle wishes he was mabazaritchie, Wed 16 Dec 2009, 14:11, Reply)
: /

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Wed 16 Dec 2009, 14:14, Reply)
Its possible
Perhaps your step-mother fancies you :0)
(I helped save b3ta! SpikeyPickle wishes he was mabazaritchie, Wed 16 Dec 2009, 14:19, Reply)
Well I do look a lot like my dad.

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Wed 16 Dec 2009, 14:20, Reply)
I love you
But I'm promised to another :0(
(I helped save b3ta! SpikeyPickle wishes he was mabazaritchie, Wed 16 Dec 2009, 14:04, Reply)
I don't think Agnostic would be happy if we got together.

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Wed 16 Dec 2009, 14:06, Reply)
He can watch
He likes watching
(I helped save b3ta! SpikeyPickle wishes he was mabazaritchie, Wed 16 Dec 2009, 14:07, Reply)
Will he be wearing a dress when he watches?
I wouldn't mind that.
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Wed 16 Dec 2009, 14:10, Reply)
He always wears a dress

(Bazongaloid, Wed 16 Dec 2009, 14:11, Reply)
I'm sure he would if we ask nicely
He now sports a wonderful head of girl hair as well.
(I helped save b3ta! SpikeyPickle wishes he was mabazaritchie, Wed 16 Dec 2009, 14:11, Reply)

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