I once did a poo at Pauls.
True dat!
( girlinthehole, Wed 16 Dec 2009, 14:22, 1 reply, 16 years ago)

My mate Paul has never got any bog paper at his place
useless sod
( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Wed 16 Dec 2009, 14:23, Reply)

My mate has been two full calender years without a properly functioning toilet at his house.
You have to fill the cistern from a bucket if you want to flush.
(Bazongaloid, Wed 16 Dec 2009, 14:24, Reply)

My nephew went round to my aunty's and she gave him a glossy magazine to wipe his arse with
Witch
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 16 Dec 2009, 14:25, Reply)

That's like using Izal.

( girlinthehole, Wed 16 Dec 2009, 14:27, Reply)

Bumripper!

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 16 Dec 2009, 14:28, Reply)

enconomy shit tickets

( willenium Fist bump for verification, Wed 16 Dec 2009, 14:29, Reply)

Tracing paper

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 16 Dec 2009, 14:30, Reply)

or find a convenient rugby pitch.
I wouldnt know whether to drop my guts on the try line between the posts, or right in the middle. By the time I had decided I would have shit myself.
( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Wed 16 Dec 2009, 14:27, Reply)

I was near the corner flag

(Bazongaloid, Wed 16 Dec 2009, 14:27, Reply)

does he have a yellow pages?

( willenium Fist bump for verification, Wed 16 Dec 2009, 14:28, Reply)

No he had normal toilet paper

(Bazongaloid, Wed 16 Dec 2009, 14:31, Reply)