Superb, very relevant
Last night my wife was on the toilet when i was overcome with what felt like the beginnings of food poisoning, I paced and sweated for about 30 seconds and to cut a long story short, I had to shit in a carrier bag.

I have done this just once before, in very similar circumstances. An alfresco shite is a very underrated experience. In fact, it is one of the plus points I quote when I am 'bigging up' camping.
(Cancer Joy was short lived, Wed 16 Dec 2009, 14:48, 3 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

It's easier when there is something to lean against
like a tree, or a wall, or Roota.
(Bazongaloid, Wed 16 Dec 2009, 15:01, Reply)

Oh my God
You shit those Frazzles into my pocket while we were on the decking, didn't you???
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 16 Dec 2009, 15:03, Reply)

Al has unique anal shapage

( thealternativefact, Wed 16 Dec 2009, 15:06, Reply)

10 points for 'shapage'!

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 16 Dec 2009, 15:07, Reply)

And a bonus 2000 points for Norks

(Bazongaloid, Wed 16 Dec 2009, 15:13, Reply)

2010 points to spend - woohoo!

( thealternativefact, Wed 16 Dec 2009, 15:13, Reply)

sha see
( Maladicta, Wed 16 Dec 2009, 18:05, Reply)

There is also something very satisfying about burying it.

(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Wed 16 Dec 2009, 15:02, Reply)

Ha! Quote of the day
"to cut a long story short, I had to shit in a carrier bag."

Do you remember the drunken old gentleman from "the fast show" who would ramble incoherently and then pipe up with "fingerless gloves were essential" or "a range of interesting cheeses"? Your quote reminds me of that.
( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Wed 16 Dec 2009, 15:03, Reply)