Secrete, Santa
So I have been roped into (all right, I agreed) the office Secret Santa. If you were a Liverpudlian girl who lives alone with 3 dogs, which "no more than £5" gift would you want -

1. Kung Fu Panda DVD
2. Mini-Multitool keyring
3. £5 worth of chocolate
4. Other

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( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Thu 17 Dec 2009, 0:00, 9 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

Can't go wring with chocolate can you?
Although two 400g bars of Cadbury's might be a touch insulting.
(Shippy likes linebreaks and doesn't care what you think, Thu 17 Dec 2009, 2:00, Reply)

get her some MDMA
She could have a great night in with the dagz.
(knackerz is skinning up, Thu 17 Dec 2009, 4:07, Reply)

I bought wine for my secret santa person
Because its what i'd want.
( Peej, Thu 17 Dec 2009, 8:00, Reply)

Being a Liverpudlian girl who lives alone with one cat...
I'd say either the DVD or the multi-tool, because her family will all buy her chocolate, soaps, and booze.
I'm favouring multi-tool keyring.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 17 Dec 2009, 8:01, Reply)

A seriously deep dicking. Chicks love that, and it's freeee!
(The Boy Monders I have ginger bits in my beard., Thu 17 Dec 2009, 8:19, Reply)

Curl one out into a baguette.
Everyone likes a 'bot dog' at Christmas, I've found.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 17 Dec 2009, 8:48, Reply)

As she's from Liverpool, get her the multi-tool
she can use it to break into things and steal stuff, because that's what Liverpudlians do. Just keep your hand on your wallet when you give it to her.
( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Thu 17 Dec 2009, 9:18, Reply)

We're more into fraud than nicking at the mo
:)
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 17 Dec 2009, 9:27, Reply)

DVD it is!
Oh alright then. I quite fancied keeping the multitool.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Thu 17 Dec 2009, 9:43, Reply)