Jackie Chan would be ace, I'm sure.
I mean, have you seen some of his fight choreography? It's exquisite. Imagine if he put that level of thought in to bedroom athletics! He'd be swinging you off a chandelier and wall running to get in there in no time.

Not freaky, indeed.
( Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Thu 17 Dec 2009, 11:34, 3 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

Oh, and mine is Charlize Theron.
When Flim divorces me, as she surely will, I'm off to Hollywood to woo her with chocolates and flowers and duct tape.
( Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Thu 17 Dec 2009, 11:35, Reply)

I just don't get the idea that his athletic prowess would be unleased in teh bedroom.
It's just a feeling I have.
( girlinthehole, Thu 17 Dec 2009, 11:35, Reply)

he'd probably break his leg and neck during the shagging
and then make you watch outtakes of him being rushed to hospital once he'd 'finished'.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 17 Dec 2009, 11:38, Reply)

now there's a mental image I could do without..
spunk covered cheesy grinning Jackie Chan on a stretcher with both thumbs up
(barnaby_kettleworth, Thu 17 Dec 2009, 11:40, Reply)

...BGB's arse...

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 17 Dec 2009, 12:00, Reply)

Hai-ya!

(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Thu 17 Dec 2009, 12:19, Reply)

I go away for lunch and come back to this abuse : (
I'll get you all back.

Just you wait.
( girlinthehole, Thu 17 Dec 2009, 12:45, Reply)

*Makes thumbs up gesture*

(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Thu 17 Dec 2009, 12:48, Reply)

*waits*

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 17 Dec 2009, 13:25, Reply)