I watched a little bit of Shangia nights last night and remembered I totally have the hots for Jackie Chan.
Trouble is I get the feeling he wouldn't be too freaky in the bedroom.

Who do you have a crush on that you know would disappoint if you got your hands on them?
( girlinthehole, Thu 17 Dec 2009, 11:11, 74 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

Gudrun Ure.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 17 Dec 2009, 11:15, Reply)

Haha!
So you like older women then? *winks*
( girlinthehole, Thu 17 Dec 2009, 11:17, Reply)

You're a bit too 'still alive' for my tastes, I'm afraid.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 17 Dec 2009, 11:19, Reply)

Thank you for reminding me about Supergran though. : )

( girlinthehole, Thu 17 Dec 2009, 11:20, Reply)

Cracking show, great theme tune, excellent books
....and PHWOOO0OARRR, Gudrun Ure...
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 17 Dec 2009, 11:22, Reply)

Kirsten Dunst
I love her but I can see her just being a bore.
(ConanTroutman thought we would free the vulture, Thu 17 Dec 2009, 11:33, Reply)

Well she was with that wanker from Razorlight
..says it all really.
Top tip : Never watch interviews with hot actressy types as the drivel they spout will inevitably put you right off*.


*for a minute or so
(barnaby_kettleworth, Thu 17 Dec 2009, 11:37, Reply)

too true
I remembered watching Charlize Theron give an acceptance speech for an Oscar or something. Fucking awful. Can't stand her after that.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 17 Dec 2009, 11:38, Reply)

Was that her at the World Cup Draw?
Worst. Choice. Ever. She seemed well out of her depth.
(ConanTroutman thought we would free the vulture, Thu 17 Dec 2009, 11:40, Reply)

Ah, thanks for reminding me.
I hated Razorlight 8 million times more than I did already when I found out.
(ConanTroutman thought we would free the vulture, Thu 17 Dec 2009, 11:41, Reply)

Ioan Gruffudd

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 17 Dec 2009, 11:33, Reply)

Jackie Chan would be ace, I'm sure.
I mean, have you seen some of his fight choreography? It's exquisite. Imagine if he put that level of thought in to bedroom athletics! He'd be swinging you off a chandelier and wall running to get in there in no time.

Not freaky, indeed.
( Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Thu 17 Dec 2009, 11:34, Reply)

Oh, and mine is Charlize Theron.
When Flim divorces me, as she surely will, I'm off to Hollywood to woo her with chocolates and flowers and duct tape.
( Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Thu 17 Dec 2009, 11:35, Reply)

I just don't get the idea that his athletic prowess would be unleased in teh bedroom.
It's just a feeling I have.
( girlinthehole, Thu 17 Dec 2009, 11:35, Reply)

he'd probably break his leg and neck during the shagging
and then make you watch outtakes of him being rushed to hospital once he'd 'finished'.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 17 Dec 2009, 11:38, Reply)

now there's a mental image I could do without..
spunk covered cheesy grinning Jackie Chan on a stretcher with both thumbs up
(barnaby_kettleworth, Thu 17 Dec 2009, 11:40, Reply)

...BGB's arse...

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 17 Dec 2009, 12:00, Reply)

Hai-ya!

(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Thu 17 Dec 2009, 12:19, Reply)

I go away for lunch and come back to this abuse : (
I'll get you all back.

Just you wait.
( girlinthehole, Thu 17 Dec 2009, 12:45, Reply)

*Makes thumbs up gesture*

(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Thu 17 Dec 2009, 12:48, Reply)

*waits*

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 17 Dec 2009, 13:25, Reply)

Scarlett Johannson
She is aesthetically the most perfect woman I could clap my eyes on.

Then I saw her in an interview and she had that movie star Los Angeles twang and came across as a right fucking cunt that needed a slap.
( whenanimalsattackhumans clad in global hypercolour, Thu 17 Dec 2009, 11:39, Reply)

I don't imagine she's be disappointing.
Not from the rumours I've heard.
( girlinthehole, Thu 17 Dec 2009, 11:41, Reply)

she doesn't do it for me
I probably would, but I can't see why so many are obsessed.

I'd rather have Zooey Deschanel anyday. and she wouldn't disappoint.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 17 Dec 2009, 11:42, Reply)

YES!
Zooey all the way. Now she looks like she would not disappoint.
(ConanTroutman thought we would free the vulture, Thu 17 Dec 2009, 11:45, Reply)

I third this
Holy moley.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 17 Dec 2009, 11:47, Reply)

Dark haired and doe eyed seem to be popular.

( girlinthehole, Thu 17 Dec 2009, 11:49, Reply)

I guess we're in there then BGB!

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 17 Dec 2009, 12:06, Reply)

it amuses me
how much that pic looks like you two ;-)
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 17 Dec 2009, 12:27, Reply)

I can't get over it.
I keep meaning to make it smaller so I can fling it about with impunity.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 17 Dec 2009, 12:28, Reply)

that's how I feel about my penis

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 17 Dec 2009, 12:29, Reply)

*Barbara Windsor chuckle*
Saucy!
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 17 Dec 2009, 12:30, Reply)

Hooray i'm so clever!

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 17 Dec 2009, 12:36, Reply)

I'm the one at the front with the moon face and a bit wider round the girth ; )

( girlinthehole, Thu 17 Dec 2009, 12:47, Reply)

That's because I'm the one with the smaller frame but flabbier arms...
I've got it covered lass!
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 17 Dec 2009, 12:49, Reply)

Be greedy and have both TBH
though if it really came down to choosing one I'd probably have to go with Zooey as she has a less irritating accent.
(barnaby_kettleworth, Thu 17 Dec 2009, 11:47, Reply)

I'll just crowbar this in here.
What telly did you get and did you try and hook up yer computer to it?
(Cancer Joy was short lived, Thu 17 Dec 2009, 11:51, Reply)

samsung l32be530
or something

it's really nice. haven't plugged the computer in because that is upstairs, but it can do it
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 17 Dec 2009, 12:28, Reply)

She's really fit
but she is a dreadfull actor, she was ok in "Lost in translation" and "8 legged freaks" (where she was a child dammit), but everything since has just been terrible. She barely has any lines in "Girl with the pearl earring", she just has to sit there and look stunning.

She's the Winnona Ryder of the noughties.
( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Thu 17 Dec 2009, 11:48, Reply)

I thought Lost in Translation was fucking awful
I would totally bang Winona Ryder though. From Heathers, or Dracula.

hot

also, her friend in Dracula. mmm
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 17 Dec 2009, 12:29, Reply)

I prefer Amy Yasbeck
from Dracula: Dead and Loving It
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Thu 17 Dec 2009, 12:33, Reply)

Did Winona ever expose her lovely breasts?
On film that is.
(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Thu 17 Dec 2009, 12:36, Reply)

in Dracula
near the end, when she is with anthony hopkins on the way to dracula's castle
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 17 Dec 2009, 12:40, Reply)

and in Sex and Death 101

( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Thu 17 Dec 2009, 12:40, Reply)

*takes notes*

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 17 Dec 2009, 12:49, Reply)

Cameron Diaz
Looks like an angel - talks like a mongol.

(Which I usually find a touch offputting.)
(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Thu 17 Dec 2009, 12:12, Reply)

Robert Downey Jnr
He's just so hot I bet he doesn't care if he's any good.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Thu 17 Dec 2009, 12:24, Reply)

Probably the boy I've fancied for ages. Just my luck to finally get with him (never would happen) and he'd be shit
And no, I didn't make my lecture today. Ah well.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Thu 17 Dec 2009, 12:56, Reply)