***Update - Royal fucking Mail bastarding, cock-chomping cunts.***
Found him - did not even have the parcels in the van!

Apparently they are under masses of pressure to get back to the depot within a certain time frame so as to make their supervisor's KPIs of deliveries/attempted deliveries per hour.

Well fair enough really - I don't know why I was complaining and moaning now. As long as lower management at the Royal Mail make their figures I should be supportive and just suck it up.
(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Thu 17 Dec 2009, 12:00, 2 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

My arse.
They are DEAD!!!
(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Thu 17 Dec 2009, 12:10, Reply)

they did this to me the other day
with "the parcel is too big to fit through your letter box" which is utter bollocks because my letter box is in the communal hallway and hasinto an almost A4 sized doorway, the package was much smaller than this and was fucking folded lace so it's not like it was solid or a funny shape. Cunts.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Thu 17 Dec 2009, 12:46, Reply)

Fucking hell that is appalling.
They've admitted to you that they are pretending to attempt delivery so help their stats but it's a total fucking lie?

I would go fucking postal* if they did that to me.

This article is most pertinent:
www.telegraph.co.uk/news/uknews/royal-mail/6791051/Half-of-customers-say-Royal-Mail-fails-to-deliver-parcels.html




*by golly I'm hilarious
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 17 Dec 2009, 13:17, Reply)