My Hat of Win

is here.

( mistaspakkaman and the inedible shifting caterpillars, Thu 17 Dec 2009, 20:28, 4 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

Wahey!
That's a fantastic fucking hat !
( Lisette von Falcon, Thu 17 Dec 2009, 20:34, Reply)

Win is the word, sir.
That looks like an exceptionally warm hat. My friend Hannah bought one like that in Prague and refused to be separated from it for some time.
( Maladicta, Thu 17 Dec 2009, 20:48, Reply)

I want one
but I'd look like a plonker
( Lisette von Falcon, Thu 17 Dec 2009, 20:55, Reply)

So would I!
I prefer my little black cap.
( Maladicta, Thu 17 Dec 2009, 20:56, Reply)

I can sympathise
I want to wear it indoors too!
( mistaspakkaman and the inedible shifting caterpillars, Thu 17 Dec 2009, 21:14, Reply)

you'll end up with
sweaty ears!
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 17 Dec 2009, 20:56, Reply)

It's mostly for outdoor use
and if the ears do start to become sweaty, I can untie the flaps and let them dangle to let in a cool Arctic breeze.
( mistaspakkaman and the inedible shifting caterpillars, Thu 17 Dec 2009, 21:15, Reply)

hur hur hur, you said flaps...

( Maladicta, Thu 17 Dec 2009, 21:26, Reply)

so proud it wasn't me who posted that
i nearly did though
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 17 Dec 2009, 21:30, Reply)

Any excuse for the Beavis and Butthead laugh :D

( Maladicta, Thu 17 Dec 2009, 21:31, Reply)

...dangling in a cool breeze

( mistaspakkaman and the inedible shifting caterpillars, Thu 17 Dec 2009, 21:30, Reply)

it's the transformer
of the hat world
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 17 Dec 2009, 21:30, Reply)

Now, if my hat could transform into a laser-firing robot
it would be almost as cool as one that could transform into a helicopter.
( mistaspakkaman and the inedible shifting caterpillars, Thu 17 Dec 2009, 21:32, Reply)

my friend
had a cthulu hat made for me. It's awesome, it has tentacles
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 17 Dec 2009, 21:36, Reply)

Do you have a pic?
And can the tentacles be used to tie it?
( mistaspakkaman and the inedible shifting caterpillars, Thu 17 Dec 2009, 21:41, Reply)

:( i just realised I left it in the ex's house
i have apicture, but its on suckbook and it doesn't show it very well

the tentacles don't tie up, they have wire in them so I can position them for maximum brain destruction

EDIT: here it is

up2.it/ali/cthulu+hat.jpg
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 17 Dec 2009, 21:44, Reply)

Looks cool
but the tentacles may be better served dangling downwards to keep the ears warm.
( mistaspakkaman and the inedible shifting caterpillars, Thu 17 Dec 2009, 21:54, Reply)

yeah, although it does mean I will be able to hear nothing
I will have to do a ninja-run on my old house and get it back sometime soon.
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 17 Dec 2009, 21:56, Reply)

You should definatly keep the facial hair, it looks good.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 17 Dec 2009, 21:04, Reply)

I'll keep it for a while yet
but I've decided it's a seasonal thing, so my face will only be in bloom in the Winter.
( mistaspakkaman and the inedible shifting caterpillars, Thu 17 Dec 2009, 21:16, Reply)

Keeps it warm, I bet.
I sometimes wrap my hair around my throat like a scarf when it's long enough, and I can't imagine why anyone would want short hair when long hair keeps your ears warm so well!
( Maladicta, Thu 17 Dec 2009, 21:18, Reply)

I like to hold a strand between my lip and nose and pretend I have a moustache

( Lisette von Falcon, Thu 17 Dec 2009, 21:25, Reply)

I've found I can twist mine into teeny tiny dreads.
Then I rage because it's not straight any more!
( Maladicta, Thu 17 Dec 2009, 21:27, Reply)

I sometimes like to shave off everything except my soul-patch
and pretend I've got a miniature mimsy on my chin.
( mistaspakkaman and the inedible shifting caterpillars, Thu 17 Dec 2009, 21:29, Reply)

In this day and age, that means shaving the lot off.

( Maladicta, Thu 17 Dec 2009, 21:33, Reply)

But my chin is 70's themed

( mistaspakkaman and the inedible shifting caterpillars, Thu 17 Dec 2009, 21:42, Reply)

It wants you to fix its fridge?

( Maladicta, Thu 17 Dec 2009, 21:51, Reply)

I doubt you get as much pleasure from rubbing it

( Lisette von Falcon, Thu 17 Dec 2009, 21:35, Reply)

It's ornamental only
and is therefore non-functional.
( mistaspakkaman and the inedible shifting caterpillars, Thu 17 Dec 2009, 21:37, Reply)

I hope you don't keep it on for long

( Lisette von Falcon, Thu 17 Dec 2009, 21:41, Reply)

I'm not much of a fan of soul-patches anyway
but if I decide to shave off my beard, I leave the patch on just for a bit to see what it looks like. And I pretend I'm viewing some 70's pr0n.
( mistaspakkaman and the inedible shifting caterpillars, Thu 17 Dec 2009, 21:45, Reply)

Do you talk in a Barry White voice when shaving?

( Lisette von Falcon, Thu 17 Dec 2009, 21:49, Reply)

I'd have longer hair if I had the patience to grow it
but mine tends to turn into an Afro when grown.

But for now, my facial hair makes a good substitute for all my long-hair needs.
( mistaspakkaman and the inedible shifting caterpillars, Thu 17 Dec 2009, 21:27, Reply)

Do little plaits in it
like a Viking!

You know it makes sense.
( Maladicta, Thu 17 Dec 2009, 21:30, Reply)

Could try that, or make 'em smaller and have dreadlocks
Closest I managed so far was a solitary ponytail.
( mistaspakkaman and the inedible shifting caterpillars, Thu 17 Dec 2009, 21:35, Reply)

Beads, like Jack Sparrow!

( Maladicta, Thu 17 Dec 2009, 21:51, Reply)