So I'm thinking
I might shave my beard off shortly - it's my only (visible) grey hair and the double chin it was originally grown to hide is disappearing. The question is, what stages should I go through on the way?

For instance, were I to just shave the area directly below my lips I would have an epic Amos from Emmerdale moustache/sideburn combo, but that rules out shaving the side bits first to get a goatee. Decisions, decisions.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Thu 17 Dec 2009, 21:57, 3 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

Photoshop is your answer.

( mistaspakkaman and the inedible shifting caterpillars, Thu 17 Dec 2009, 22:02, Reply)

i envy boys this choice
although I think having a beard would make me an outcast. But there again, I could actually get work in a circus, which given the shortage of jobs, would be an advantage.

hmmm. /strokes non existent beard
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 17 Dec 2009, 22:05, Reply)

Grow a really long beard
and put beads in it.
( Maladicta, Thu 17 Dec 2009, 22:18, Reply)

Really long doesn't suit me
I'm more a Riker beard guy.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Thu 17 Dec 2009, 22:35, Reply)

Riker beard is good.
And now I want to watch TNG, but Flatmate took it all with him when he moved out, the git.
( Maladicta, Thu 17 Dec 2009, 23:23, Reply)

I have the Borg boxed set
and now I want to watch it.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Thu 17 Dec 2009, 23:37, Reply)