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(I helped save b3ta! rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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The Furious Jenkins:
half a pint of Pimms, half a pint of Relentless and topped up with gin.
(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Fri 18 Dec 2009, 10:02, 2 replies, latest was 16 years ago)
I love that purely because of the name

(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 18 Dec 2009, 10:05, Reply)
I read
wood as ryhming with food (wude) and thought, "wude? what's wude?"

Then I realised it was wood and thought about my favourite tree
(I helped save b3ta! TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Fri 18 Dec 2009, 10:06, Reply)
Is it the scots pine?
Or the MASSIVE VAGINA oak?
(Bazongaloid, Fri 18 Dec 2009, 10:07, Reply)
It's a bonsai tree
I have grown to look like you
(I helped save b3ta! TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Fri 18 Dec 2009, 10:10, Reply)
Does it have outrageous facial hair?
Or is it really Fat?
(Bazongaloid, Fri 18 Dec 2009, 10:11, Reply)
All of the above
and it has a really tiny twig penis
(I helped save b3ta! TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Fri 18 Dec 2009, 10:11, Reply)
You mean it looks
like this?



EDIT: Damn you Al.
(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Fri 18 Dec 2009, 10:11, Reply)
How the devil are you, young lady?
It's been aaaaaaaaaaaaages.

Is your favourite tree a single specific example, or a whole species?
(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Fri 18 Dec 2009, 10:08, Reply)
It has I've been well busy like
I'm also sad that I can't make Saturday but I didn't realise till Wednesday and by then I had fully booked my weekend :(
(I helped save b3ta! TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Fri 18 Dec 2009, 10:11, Reply)
Aw.
Yet another person who can't make Saturday. You'll miss out on the joy and wonder of my new hat.
(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Fri 18 Dec 2009, 10:14, Reply)
send me a picture my email is
[email protected]
(I helped save b3ta! TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Fri 18 Dec 2009, 10:15, Reply)
ba-ZING!

(Bazongaloid, Fri 18 Dec 2009, 10:16, Reply)
Ouch.
I've missed you too.
(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Fri 18 Dec 2009, 10:18, Reply)
Do you need a hat
as you can't wrap your hair around your head any more?
(I helped save b3ta! TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Fri 18 Dec 2009, 10:28, Reply)
Only his head hair.
Other hairs will reach.
(I helped save b3ta! thealternativefact, Fri 18 Dec 2009, 10:31, Reply)
Morning Clenders.
No hairs will reach, I gave myself a thorough trimming last night.
(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Fri 18 Dec 2009, 10:35, Reply)
Ooh, sexeh.

(I helped save b3ta! thealternativefact, Fri 18 Dec 2009, 10:35, Reply)
*hides from Clendrix under a rug*
ugh ugh ugh it wasn't a rug it was wookie hair
(I helped save b3ta! TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Fri 18 Dec 2009, 10:43, Reply)
He's a hirsute little chap.

(I helped save b3ta! thealternativefact, Fri 18 Dec 2009, 10:46, Reply)
Positively bristling.

(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Fri 18 Dec 2009, 10:49, Reply)
*shines shoes*

(I helped save b3ta! thealternativefact, Fri 18 Dec 2009, 10:56, Reply)
Holy crap!

(I helped save b3ta! Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Fri 18 Dec 2009, 10:25, Reply)

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