Can I just point out
that MY QUESTION SUGGESTION GOT PICKED!!!!!!

I'm happier than Kaol in a roomful of dead hookers!

So according to Kaols scoring system that means I've got one point for winning a QOTW and a second for having my suggestion picked.

Now I just need to get one in the newsletter and I'm a three point b3tan.

Fuck the lot of yous, i'm better than you.

As for a question, last night I had mulled cider which my neighbour had made with half a bottle of honey rum. It was quite delicious. What's your favourite hot drink (alcoholic or non alcoholic, I'm not bothered which)
(Bazongaloid, Fri 18 Dec 2009, 9:37, 122 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

I'm hugely impressed.
Really. Well done you.

*slow handclap*
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 18 Dec 2009, 9:39, Reply)

Down with sarcasm.
Hey Al - here is a gold star. You get first pick of the big-boy toys.
(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Fri 18 Dec 2009, 9:52, Reply)

Wooo!
I'm going to play with the Millenium Falcon.


NEEEEEEOOOOOOOWWWWWWWW!!!!!

PEWPEWPEWPEWPEWPEW!!!!!!!
(Bazongaloid, Fri 18 Dec 2009, 9:55, Reply)

Tea, then coffee.

(PsychoChomp, Fri 18 Dec 2009, 9:39, Reply)

Hot lemonade with a Beecham's sachet in
Followed by either... hot chocolate or mulled wine. Dunno which.
Ooh and Irish coffee, Blimey. Fuck off Al I'm late for work.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 18 Dec 2009, 9:41, Reply)

Those olives won't serve themselves young lady
GET A MOVE ON!
(Bazongaloid, Fri 18 Dec 2009, 9:44, Reply)

I'm also selling
broken Frazzles by the gram ;)
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 18 Dec 2009, 9:46, Reply)

Is that some kind of scouse slang for smack?

(Bazongaloid, Fri 18 Dec 2009, 9:51, Reply)

is that some sort of veiled homage to Vanilla Ice?

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 18 Dec 2009, 9:55, Reply)

My whole life is ^

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 18 Dec 2009, 9:57, Reply)

you wish
no amount of baggy pink trousers, white sweatshirts and lines shaved in your hair are going to make you into Vanilla Ice.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 18 Dec 2009, 9:59, Reply)

Crush my dreams, why don't you?

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 18 Dec 2009, 9:59, Reply)

Just a coffee, ta.
Also - welcome to the 2-point b3tan club.
( Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Fri 18 Dec 2009, 9:46, Reply)

Mil and sugar?
Doughnut?
(Bazongaloid, Fri 18 Dec 2009, 9:48, Reply)

Internet Hugz? Caek?
FFS.

Also: Black as night and sweet as sin, please.
( Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Fri 18 Dec 2009, 9:49, Reply)

Like your wife?

(Bazongaloid, Fri 18 Dec 2009, 9:50, Reply)

If she was blacking up for a Minstrel show.

(Bazongaloid, Fri 18 Dec 2009, 9:50, Reply)

And was dipped in sugar syrup

(Bazongaloid, Fri 18 Dec 2009, 9:51, Reply)

I'm getting quite aroused now

(Bazongaloid, Fri 18 Dec 2009, 9:52, Reply)

SPAFF!

( Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Fri 18 Dec 2009, 9:58, Reply)

Ahem

(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Fri 18 Dec 2009, 10:32, Reply)

See other replies above
and then poison my water next time you see me.
(Bazongaloid, Fri 18 Dec 2009, 10:33, Reply)

But I poisoned it when you helped us move
and you're still here... what's the point you're clearly immune!
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Fri 18 Dec 2009, 10:35, Reply)

'Goodnight Jamaica'
4 oz. cough syrup w/codeine
4 oz. dark rum,
1 Locket (cough sweet)
Touch of water and microwave to taste, stir well before drinking.

(Crush up and add some vicodin - optional.)
(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Fri 18 Dec 2009, 9:50, Reply)

hot chocolate probably
or hot lemon, honey and JD
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 18 Dec 2009, 9:51, Reply)

I like to slake my thirst straight from the source.
PISS IN MY MOUTH YOU FILTHY WHORE
(Cancer Joy was short lived, Fri 18 Dec 2009, 9:52, Reply)

Brandy coffee.
And step on it. I haven't got all day, seeing as I have to go to the bank TO PAY IN MY £43,1026 CHEQUE...
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 18 Dec 2009, 9:52, Reply)

Countreau coffee is rather nice.

(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Fri 18 Dec 2009, 9:54, Reply)

as is coffee with golden or dark rum.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 18 Dec 2009, 9:58, Reply)

Or amaretto
Mmmmm, amaretto.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Fri 18 Dec 2009, 11:01, Reply)

Fuck off
Why are you still here? You've ruined christmas for me
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Fri 18 Dec 2009, 9:55, Reply)

you tell him
alright?
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 18 Dec 2009, 9:56, Reply)

Sorry
Actually I'm not sorry at all. How are the boxes?
(Bazongaloid, Fri 18 Dec 2009, 9:57, Reply)

I've built myself a fort

( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Fri 18 Dec 2009, 10:00, Reply)

Woooo!
I wish I worked with you, we'd have so much fun. I'd bring my collection of hats and we could play for hours.
(Bazongaloid, Fri 18 Dec 2009, 10:02, Reply)

Sorry
There is no room in the fort for you as my massive vagina has taken up all the room
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Fri 18 Dec 2009, 10:03, Reply)

Can I not sit in the massive vagina?

(Bazongaloid, Fri 18 Dec 2009, 10:05, Reply)

No
no cunts allowed in the cunt
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Fri 18 Dec 2009, 10:06, Reply)

Tea
Coffee makes me fart.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Fri 18 Dec 2009, 9:55, Reply)

The Furious Jenkins:
half a pint of Pimms, half a pint of Relentless and topped up with gin.
(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Fri 18 Dec 2009, 10:02, Reply)

I love that purely because of the name

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 18 Dec 2009, 10:05, Reply)

I read
wood as ryhming with food (wude) and thought, "wude? what's wude?"

Then I realised it was wood and thought about my favourite tree
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Fri 18 Dec 2009, 10:06, Reply)

Is it the scots pine?
Or the MASSIVE VAGINA oak?
(Bazongaloid, Fri 18 Dec 2009, 10:07, Reply)

It's a bonsai tree
I have grown to look like you
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Fri 18 Dec 2009, 10:10, Reply)

Does it have outrageous facial hair?
Or is it really Fat?
(Bazongaloid, Fri 18 Dec 2009, 10:11, Reply)

All of the above
and it has a really tiny twig penis
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Fri 18 Dec 2009, 10:11, Reply)

You mean it looks
like this?



EDIT: Damn you Al.
(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Fri 18 Dec 2009, 10:11, Reply)

How the devil are you, young lady?
It's been aaaaaaaaaaaaages.

Is your favourite tree a single specific example, or a whole species?
(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Fri 18 Dec 2009, 10:08, Reply)

It has I've been well busy like
I'm also sad that I can't make Saturday but I didn't realise till Wednesday and by then I had fully booked my weekend :(
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Fri 18 Dec 2009, 10:11, Reply)

Aw.
Yet another person who can't make Saturday. You'll miss out on the joy and wonder of my new hat.
(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Fri 18 Dec 2009, 10:14, Reply)

send me a picture my email is
[email protected]
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Fri 18 Dec 2009, 10:15, Reply)

ba-ZING!

(Bazongaloid, Fri 18 Dec 2009, 10:16, Reply)

Ouch.
I've missed you too.
(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Fri 18 Dec 2009, 10:18, Reply)

Do you need a hat
as you can't wrap your hair around your head any more?
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Fri 18 Dec 2009, 10:28, Reply)

Only his head hair.
Other hairs will reach.
( thealternativefact, Fri 18 Dec 2009, 10:31, Reply)

Morning Clenders.
No hairs will reach, I gave myself a thorough trimming last night.
(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Fri 18 Dec 2009, 10:35, Reply)

Ooh, sexeh.

( thealternativefact, Fri 18 Dec 2009, 10:35, Reply)

*hides from Clendrix under a rug*
ugh ugh ugh it wasn't a rug it was wookie hair
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Fri 18 Dec 2009, 10:43, Reply)

He's a hirsute little chap.

( thealternativefact, Fri 18 Dec 2009, 10:46, Reply)

Positively bristling.

(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Fri 18 Dec 2009, 10:49, Reply)

*shines shoes*

( thealternativefact, Fri 18 Dec 2009, 10:56, Reply)

Holy crap!

( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Fri 18 Dec 2009, 10:25, Reply)

Hot vimto.
But I have to wait for ages for it to cool down because I keep burning my mouth.
( girlinthehole, Fri 18 Dec 2009, 10:18, Reply)

Enjoy your hot drinks.
I can't drink anything other than rehydration powders right now. (Maybe I could heat them, add a little splash of vodka and a slice of orange - not clementine - and some cloves?)

Edit: oh, and I'm a three point b3tan but I've got the runs so I won't gloat.
( crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Fri 18 Dec 2009, 10:30, Reply)

Maybe if you gloat hard enough
you'll not make it to the toilet in time. Did catface make you dinner and poison you?
(Bazongaloid, Fri 18 Dec 2009, 10:32, Reply)

Probably.
I knew I shouldn't have told him that when I die he'll get the lump sum from my pension scheme.
( crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Fri 18 Dec 2009, 10:33, Reply)

Does he have a bloody job yet?

( thealternativefact, Fri 18 Dec 2009, 10:34, Reply)

Yeah,
he's an IT monkey again. Says he's too busy to post on here.
( crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Fri 18 Dec 2009, 10:35, Reply)

Good.
Busy means less mischief.
( thealternativefact, Fri 18 Dec 2009, 10:36, Reply)

Too busy to post on here?
Does not compute.
( girlinthehole, Fri 18 Dec 2009, 10:37, Reply)

Oooh well done mr!
also: I've been in the newsletter - HAH AAAAAAAHHHH!

So yeah... erm... do one.
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Fri 18 Dec 2009, 10:34, Reply)

^Eurgh!
I married a one point b3tan! :)

Please don't hit me, please don't hit me.
( Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Fri 18 Dec 2009, 10:36, Reply)

Blurgh
I married the devil in stockings...

*slaps face*

Oh mannnnnnn
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Fri 18 Dec 2009, 10:37, Reply)

Man, that's cold.

( Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Fri 18 Dec 2009, 10:41, Reply)

Hehehe
Like your heart! :D
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Fri 18 Dec 2009, 10:51, Reply)

Ooooooo, that's harsh
look DiT, if you need somewhere to stay while you guys sort out who gets to keep the telly and stuff, you're always welcome.
(Bazongaloid, Fri 18 Dec 2009, 11:06, Reply)

Hahahaha
You just swoop right in there like a randy eagle!
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Fri 18 Dec 2009, 11:21, Reply)

hah
excellent imagery
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 18 Dec 2009, 11:25, Reply)

Hahaha
He's changed his sig - the crafty mofo!
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Fri 18 Dec 2009, 11:26, Reply)

I notice that your sig remains constant
how can you bear it?
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 18 Dec 2009, 11:28, Reply)

I know
I feel like I should change it more, but then I'm in danger of turning my B3ta sig into Facebook - and that just won't do... I'll have a think of something to change it to, just for you though! ;-D
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Fri 18 Dec 2009, 11:30, Reply)

I tend to change mine to lyrics that have piqued my interest
or quotes such as my current one
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 18 Dec 2009, 11:43, Reply)

Was that for the
'Biggest Mistakes I Made This Summer' QOTW?
( thealternativefact, Fri 18 Dec 2009, 10:37, Reply)

Nope
The Dark... oooooooh

www.b3ta.com/questions/darkness/post491333
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Fri 18 Dec 2009, 10:39, Reply)

There's something, I'm not quite sure what
that tells me she was taking the piss.
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Fri 18 Dec 2009, 10:43, Reply)

:)

( thealternativefact, Fri 18 Dec 2009, 10:45, Reply)

Top name change there.

( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Fri 18 Dec 2009, 10:46, Reply)

Why thank you.
It was going to be 'Jingle Bellends' or 'Away in a Monger' until I thought of this one last night.
( thealternativefact, Fri 18 Dec 2009, 10:47, Reply)

thought of this one fisted a horse
(Bazongaloid, Fri 18 Dec 2009, 10:50, Reply)

I think of you as more of a pony, Al.

( thealternativefact, Fri 18 Dec 2009, 10:52, Reply)

I feel I should give in to peer presure
and change my name too
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Fri 18 Dec 2009, 10:53, Reply)

What about: Once in Royal
Leamington Spa, I stayed because I couldn't be fucking bothered to go to London?
( thealternativefact, Fri 18 Dec 2009, 10:55, Reply)

It's not that I can't be bothered
just that I have far better things to do
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Fri 18 Dec 2009, 10:59, Reply)

That's good.

( thealternativefact, Fri 18 Dec 2009, 11:03, Reply)

I know this
but I decided to ignore it and answer like a sensible young person! :D
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Fri 18 Dec 2009, 10:51, Reply)

WROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOONG!
Be a moron. It's much easier.
( thealternativefact, Fri 18 Dec 2009, 10:52, Reply)

it's only easier if that's the only thing you know ;-)

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 18 Dec 2009, 10:56, Reply)

That's why you find it so easy

(Bazongaloid, Fri 18 Dec 2009, 10:57, Reply)

That is all I know, so stop that cheeky bloody winking, you winker.
( thealternativefact, Fri 18 Dec 2009, 10:57, Reply)

it's a twitch and I'll have you know I'm very sensitive about it

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 18 Dec 2009, 10:59, Reply)

*prods twitch with a stick*

( thealternativefact, Fri 18 Dec 2009, 11:03, Reply)

*gibbers*
*spasms*
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 18 Dec 2009, 11:04, Reply)

I'm totally bringing a stick when I meet you

(Bazongaloid, Fri 18 Dec 2009, 11:05, Reply)

Enjoy those spasms!

( thealternativefact, Fri 18 Dec 2009, 11:06, Reply)

when is that going to be?
more importantly, how jealous of Clendrix are you for already having met me?
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 18 Dec 2009, 11:06, Reply)

I think the question should be
how jealous of Clendrix are you for not only having met me, but for having been taken to the Tayyabs by me.
(Bazongaloid, Fri 18 Dec 2009, 11:12, Reply)

*narrows eyes*
you win this round....
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 18 Dec 2009, 11:13, Reply)

*pokes*
Yup... you broke him.
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Fri 18 Dec 2009, 11:05, Reply)

It is easier
I will agree with that... but I do it quite a lot so should probably dabble with 'sensible' every now and then... just to keep the gremlins happy!
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Fri 18 Dec 2009, 10:59, Reply)