oh god ew.
he's balding.
and scouse.
and the bit that's not balding is ginger.
and he's a twat.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Fri 18 Dec 2009, 11:33, 3 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

Your so gonna suck him off in the corridor

(Bazongaloid, Fri 18 Dec 2009, 11:34, Reply)

it's you're
as in "you're annoying"
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Fri 18 Dec 2009, 11:34, Reply)

Ohhh Alt....
That's like rule number 1 of b3ta...
( whenanimalsattackhumans clad in global hypercolour, Fri 18 Dec 2009, 11:37, Reply)

Oooooooooooo
I'll just get my handbag.
(Bazongaloid, Fri 18 Dec 2009, 11:37, Reply)

You only really really hate people you want to fuck.

(PsychoChomp, Fri 18 Dec 2009, 11:34, Reply)

that's not always true
sometimes people are just cunts, and not the b3ta "everyone's a cunt" kind of cunt, someone who goes out of their way to make your working life miserable.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Fri 18 Dec 2009, 11:35, Reply)

By that logic
I want to fuck that hansome fighter pilot north pole walking charity giving twatbucket Ed.

And I'm pretty sure I'd rather lick Al's balls
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Fri 18 Dec 2009, 11:36, Reply)

Yeah you would.

(Bazongaloid, Fri 18 Dec 2009, 11:37, Reply)

They taste
like Christmas
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Fri 18 Dec 2009, 11:38, Reply)

gravy?

(PsychoChomp, Fri 18 Dec 2009, 11:47, Reply)

disappointment
and indigestion
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 18 Dec 2009, 11:51, Reply)

Rotten eggnog

(PsychoChomp, Fri 18 Dec 2009, 11:52, Reply)

I've never even been in the same room as eggnog
what's it like?
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 18 Dec 2009, 11:53, Reply)

It tastes like Al's balls.

(PsychoChomp, Fri 18 Dec 2009, 11:56, Reply)

an acquired taste then

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 18 Dec 2009, 11:58, Reply)

It's fucking horrible
It's effectively a glass of cream with some booze in it - if I've managed to make it sound even remotely drinkable I have failed.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 18 Dec 2009, 12:05, Reply)

You'd do anything to suck Al nuts.
Stop trying to contradict my internet facts.
(PsychoChomp, Fri 18 Dec 2009, 11:38, Reply)

that's not a fair comparison
Al's balls are delicious.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Fri 18 Dec 2009, 11:38, Reply)

Boo-Yah!

(Bazongaloid, Fri 18 Dec 2009, 11:39, Reply)

Hey I'm scouse
And I'm boss and sexeh!
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 18 Dec 2009, 11:57, Reply)

but he lies about it
he says "I'm not scouse, I'm from Cheshire!"
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Fri 18 Dec 2009, 12:05, Reply)

Hahah well if he's from Cheshire he's not scouse
but he could be lying. I'm a townie so I can't lie...
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 18 Dec 2009, 12:09, Reply)