I'm going out for a team lunch, and have a similar concern.
Though I'm not really that concerned, because the guy is such a monumental cunt, everyone hates him, and unless I accidentally repeatedly punch his stupid fucking face into a mush then there won't be very much that he can do about it if I simply say loudly "Why don't you just shut up and fuck off, because everyone hates you as you're an absolute dick?"
( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 18 Dec 2009, 11:35, 1 reply, 16 years ago)

Everyone hates this guy too!
It's not just me. But he's a weasel and sucks up to the bosses so they seem to like him.

I found out recently he got thrown out of the police for being dodgy, I'd so love to find a way of bringing that up at the dinner table.

Maybe I could shoe-horn it into a game of I've Never
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Fri 18 Dec 2009, 11:37, Reply)

That's a great idea
Go "I have never been forced to leave a job" and if he doesn't drink turn to him, smile sweetly and then STAB HIS EYES WITH A FORK UNTIL HE'S DEAD!
(Bazongaloid, Fri 18 Dec 2009, 11:39, Reply)

I think you mean a spoon
why a spoon?


BECAUSE IT WILL HURT MORE
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Fri 18 Dec 2009, 11:41, Reply)

Mayhap a soup spoon
for extra gouginess
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Fri 18 Dec 2009, 11:42, Reply)

I like the word "gouginess".
I shall try to use it today.
( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 18 Dec 2009, 11:43, Reply)

Can I bring you to my work Xmas party next year?
I'll provide you with a fork!
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Fri 18 Dec 2009, 11:42, Reply)

Why be that subtle
just turn up dressed as a copper! :D
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Fri 18 Dec 2009, 11:43, Reply)