How does one cop an unlecherous feel?

( girlinthehole, Mon 21 Dec 2009, 12:29, 3 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

You say, "I was wondering if it would be possible to have a go on your tits my lady"

(PsychoChomp, Mon 21 Dec 2009, 12:30, Reply)

Haha!
And one would reply:

'of course dear chap but please do not remove your gloves'.
( girlinthehole, Mon 21 Dec 2009, 12:32, Reply)

pfft
you're a bit forward

surely it should be "la sir! think of my reputation!"
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 21 Dec 2009, 12:32, Reply)

If I was any more forward I'd be walking at a 90 degree angle.

( girlinthehole, Mon 21 Dec 2009, 12:34, Reply)

it's all about the look on your face
bulging eyes, slavering and protruding tongue are not advised.

nor is pawing at her like a beast
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 21 Dec 2009, 12:32, Reply)

Easy
1) the 'pretend to yawn'
2) the 'dead relative story'
3) the 'mock-offence followed by playful shove'
4) the 'send her a picture of your cock'.

Maybe not 4)
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 21 Dec 2009, 12:33, Reply)

number 3 is a winner :-)

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 21 Dec 2009, 12:34, Reply)

Ain't it just

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 21 Dec 2009, 12:34, Reply)

Oooh you!
*shoves/cops feel*
(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Mon 21 Dec 2009, 12:54, Reply)

See?
Simple.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 21 Dec 2009, 13:02, Reply)