I feel like posting this again
I mentioned it on the QOTW bit but it turns out that was the wrong place. Off topic does indeed seem like the right home for this post, as it is, well, rather off topic to the current QOTW. Sorry for boring everyone again, I'm just rather giddy is all.

A couple months-ish ago I posted about the girl that is without a doubt the most perfect girl I've ever come into contact with. You might have seen it.

I got home from Switzerland late Thursday night (worth it though - Fulham actually won) and on Friday morning still half comatosed she called me. I'd only got back from uni on Monday so had yet to see her. She had stopped seeing said boyfriend a couple weeks ago. I went round.

Didn't do anything, I'm not the sort of person to take advantage. Just had a long talk, hugged and laughed at Jeremy Kyle. We are going out this afternoon however, and we both know how the other feels about each other. All is boding well, really well in fact. You know when you just.....*know*. And with a fantastic 3-0 win over Man United on Saturday (sorry for the football, I'm still in disbelief you see) it has been a euphoric weekend.

The messages I got when I made the initial post were really appreciated, and they really helped. So thank you.

Sorry to bore you all with a message about feelings and liking other human beings. I just had to share with someone, I'm on top of the world at the moment. Merry Christmas all!
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Mon 21 Dec 2009, 12:05, 80 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

I hope it works out kid
Merry Christmas!
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 21 Dec 2009, 12:13, Reply)

You're never going to have sex with her.

(PsychoChomp, Mon 21 Dec 2009, 12:13, Reply)

with her
(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Mon 21 Dec 2009, 12:14, Reply)

This is important
www.theregister.co.uk/2009/12/03/milkman_fail/
(PsychoChomp, Mon 21 Dec 2009, 12:16, Reply)

the swedish are odd

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 21 Dec 2009, 12:19, Reply)

"almost blinded with disgust"
I need to find some way to use that phrase today.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Mon 21 Dec 2009, 12:29, Reply)

Have a look at the flikr pool.

(PsychoChomp, Mon 21 Dec 2009, 12:30, Reply)

A flickr pool of blinded with disgust?
I'm not sure I want to do that so close to lunchtime
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Mon 21 Dec 2009, 12:46, Reply)

Shut it, gay best friend!
Let him enjoy the anticipation.
Whether or not he gets to do it doesn't matter.
*christmas fairy godmother*
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 21 Dec 2009, 12:17, Reply)

Yeah but read the op again.
He's not going to get any sex is he? She's rebounding and if they haven't had sex yet...
(PsychoChomp, Mon 21 Dec 2009, 12:19, Reply)

*shhhhh*

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 21 Dec 2009, 12:20, Reply)

"I'm not the sort of person to take advantage"

(PsychoChomp, Mon 21 Dec 2009, 12:20, Reply)

I know.
That's why dem bitchez think you're gay.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 21 Dec 2009, 12:24, Reply)

dem bitches everyone
(bamboozled Can hear you getting fatter, Mon 21 Dec 2009, 12:31, Reply)

immediately trying to roger her isn't an ideal way of starting what may be a long lasting relationship though
I'm giving the man the benefit of the doubt in that he didn't rebuff an obvious advance from her, cos that would be stupid
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 21 Dec 2009, 12:31, Reply)

"She had stopped seeing said boyfriend a couple weeks ago. I went round."
I assume he was invited.
(PsychoChomp, Mon 21 Dec 2009, 12:31, Reply)

invited to come round
does not necessarily mean invited to make the beast with two backs
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 21 Dec 2009, 12:33, Reply)

yes it does.

(PsychoChomp, Mon 21 Dec 2009, 12:38, Reply)

this wrong attitude may be where you are going wrong

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 21 Dec 2009, 12:41, Reply)

Quick straw poll for b3ta women.
if you break up with your boyfriend and then a couple of weeks later invite a guy who's already expressed an interest in you round do you expect:
a) sex
b) a cup of tea and a bit of a gossip
c) are you testing this new guy as boyfriend material and if he passes then you'll sleep with him.
(PsychoChomp, Mon 21 Dec 2009, 12:44, Reply)

real women and b3ta women are worlds apart

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 21 Dec 2009, 12:45, Reply)

no two women are the same but they're all as irrational.

(PsychoChomp, Mon 21 Dec 2009, 12:45, Reply)

that is something we can agree on

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 21 Dec 2009, 12:47, Reply)

Yeah,
b3ta women are 90% autistic male.
( crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Mon 21 Dec 2009, 12:46, Reply)

a)
followed by b).
c) I find difficult to comprehend since I test whether people are boyfriend material by sleeping with them.
( crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Mon 21 Dec 2009, 12:45, Reply)

at the time I would mean to do c)
But may end up doing a)
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 21 Dec 2009, 12:47, Reply)

c) is the most manipulative of the three.

(PsychoChomp, Mon 21 Dec 2009, 12:48, Reply)

and therefore the most likely course of action for a woman

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 21 Dec 2009, 12:49, Reply)

But how can we irrational creatures have a "most likely course of action"?
Does. Not. Compute.
( crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Mon 21 Dec 2009, 12:50, Reply)

you can still be predictable
just have no, or ridiculous, reasons for it
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 21 Dec 2009, 12:52, Reply)

I wouldn't say it's manipulative. It's being a choosy customer
But I'm not manipulative at all.
Which is why a) often results.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 21 Dec 2009, 12:50, Reply)

Sure it is.

( crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Mon 21 Dec 2009, 12:34, Reply)

Not while she's just getting something out of the fridge though...

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 21 Dec 2009, 12:35, Reply)

Thank you for reminding me how utterly single I am.
She's probably got some awful deformity that you're as yet unaware of and she's waiting for the right moment to tell you.
( girlinthehole, Mon 21 Dec 2009, 12:15, Reply)

Hairy toes

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 21 Dec 2009, 12:18, Reply)

There's nothing wrong with ladies having hairy toes.
Erm........so I've heard.
( girlinthehole, Mon 21 Dec 2009, 12:21, Reply)

it's a sign of health
and grace.
My Grandma said so.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 21 Dec 2009, 12:24, Reply)

was your grandma a hobbit?

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 21 Dec 2009, 12:28, Reply)

My entire family are hobbits
(maternal and paternal family)
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 21 Dec 2009, 12:28, Reply)

^ hahaha good one

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 21 Dec 2009, 13:04, Reply)

ignore psychochomp
he's just bitter because he's never going to have sex, being, as Roota put it, a gay best friend.

congrats on things so far, and hope it works out for you. don't do anything stupid!
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 21 Dec 2009, 12:19, Reply)

4 people already are ignoring me,
I asked cr3 to check.
edit: and "don't do anything stupid" is shit advice, do something stupid, what's the worst that can happen?
(PsychoChomp, Mon 21 Dec 2009, 12:21, Reply)

She gets pregnant.

( girlinthehole, Mon 21 Dec 2009, 12:24, Reply)

He gets herpes

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 21 Dec 2009, 12:25, Reply)

Tru dat.
You can't get rid of herpes with a bottle of gin and a coathanger.
( crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Mon 21 Dec 2009, 12:35, Reply)

I have used a similar phrase whenever a gentleman has hinted at not using a prophylactic

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 21 Dec 2009, 12:37, Reply)

haha
excellent

doubt anyone is ignoring me, I'm not offensive enough.

I meant it as I said it. Don't do anything stupid does not necessarily mean don't do anything.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 21 Dec 2009, 12:26, Reply)

A pitty fuck turning into a regret fuck, ending up on Jermy Kyle, him shouting at you and you burst into tears.
Making you essenchaly unemployable, unfuckable and an object of ridicule amongst the rest of humanity.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 21 Dec 2009, 12:49, Reply)

You cynical slags!
I wouldn't expect anything else though!

She has already expressed her feelings for me. Which is good enough for me. I am not one to rush things, although when we go out on the piss tonight I may try and cop a feel.
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Mon 21 Dec 2009, 12:25, Reply)

Wear a posing pouch.

(PsychoChomp, Mon 21 Dec 2009, 12:25, Reply)

that comes under the heading of stupid
trying to cop a drunken feel does not. as long as you aren't all lecherous about it.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 21 Dec 2009, 12:27, Reply)

You can wear trousers over it.
god, you're such an amature.
(PsychoChomp, Mon 21 Dec 2009, 12:29, Reply)

How does one cop an unlecherous feel?

( girlinthehole, Mon 21 Dec 2009, 12:29, Reply)

You say, "I was wondering if it would be possible to have a go on your tits my lady"

(PsychoChomp, Mon 21 Dec 2009, 12:30, Reply)

Haha!
And one would reply:

'of course dear chap but please do not remove your gloves'.
( girlinthehole, Mon 21 Dec 2009, 12:32, Reply)

pfft
you're a bit forward

surely it should be "la sir! think of my reputation!"
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 21 Dec 2009, 12:32, Reply)

If I was any more forward I'd be walking at a 90 degree angle.

( girlinthehole, Mon 21 Dec 2009, 12:34, Reply)

it's all about the look on your face
bulging eyes, slavering and protruding tongue are not advised.

nor is pawing at her like a beast
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 21 Dec 2009, 12:32, Reply)

Easy
1) the 'pretend to yawn'
2) the 'dead relative story'
3) the 'mock-offence followed by playful shove'
4) the 'send her a picture of your cock'.

Maybe not 4)
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 21 Dec 2009, 12:33, Reply)

number 3 is a winner :-)

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 21 Dec 2009, 12:34, Reply)

Ain't it just

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 21 Dec 2009, 12:34, Reply)

Oooh you!
*shoves/cops feel*
(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Mon 21 Dec 2009, 12:54, Reply)

See?
Simple.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 21 Dec 2009, 13:02, Reply)

Has she got nice breasts?

( broadsword, Mon 21 Dec 2009, 12:26, Reply)

Do you like breasts?

( SpikeyPickle wishes he was mabazaritchie, Mon 21 Dec 2009, 12:32, Reply)

i like breasts

( broadsword, Mon 21 Dec 2009, 15:09, Reply)

Author/Artist: Lion
Title: Transformers (theme)
Album: Transformers The Movie Soundtrack
Transcribed by: Harshan
Email: [email protected]

b - Bend
h - hammer on
p - pull off
v - vibrato
* - pinch Harmonic

Intro
e|----h8h13p8------h8h13p8--|
B|-h6---------h6---------h6-|
G|--------------------------|
D|--------------------------|
A|--------------------------|
E|--------------------------|


Pre-Verse
e|----------------------------------|
B|----------------------------------|
G|----------------------------------|
D|-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-1--3-3-3-3-3-3-6-1-|
A|-3-3-3-3-3-3--3-1-3-3-3-3-3-3-6-1-|
E|-1-1-1-1-1-1------1-1-1-1-1-1-x-x-|


Verse
e|-------------------------|
B|-------------------------|
G|-----------------3~------|
D|-3~-3-3-3-3-3-1~-3~-6-1~-|
A|-3~-3-3-3-3-3-1~-1~-6-1~-|
E|-1~-1-1-1-1-1-x-----4-x--|


Interlude
e|------------------|
B|------------------|
G|------------------|
D|-10-8--8-6--3-3-3-|
A|-10-8--8-6--3-3-3-|
E|-8--6--6-4--1-1-1-|


Chorus
e|--------------------|
B|--------------------|
G|--------------------|
D|-3-3-3-3-3--3-3-3-6-|
A|-3-3-3--1-1-3-3-3-6-|
E|-1-1-1------1-1-1-4-|


(Autobots wage their battle to...)
e|----------------------------|
B|----------------------------|
G|----5-5-5-3-3-3-------------|
D|-3~-5-5-5-3-3-3-6-6-6-5-5-5-|
A|-3~-3-3-3-1-1-1-6-6-6-5-5-5-|
E|-1~-------------4-4-4-3-3-3-|

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 21 Dec 2009, 12:35, Reply)

I love you Gonz

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 21 Dec 2009, 12:37, Reply)

LETS ELOPE !

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 21 Dec 2009, 12:45, Reply)

How about YOU elope to my house
I've lots to do before Christmas.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 21 Dec 2009, 12:48, Reply)

YES !
I'm coming over for Christmas ! Oh man, I can't wait... do you want me to bring anything? I got some vouchers from Marks'n'Sparks that I got from Sky, I could bring a potted plant or maybe some sushi !
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 21 Dec 2009, 12:51, Reply)

I kill plants and I don't like sushi
Make me some of dem steak sandwiches
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 21 Dec 2009, 12:53, Reply)

It's a deal.
With home made chips =D
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 21 Dec 2009, 12:57, Reply)

Woo!
I'll make the truffles!
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 21 Dec 2009, 13:01, Reply)

=D
blog.90nz0.com/2009/12/21/home-made-chips/
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 21 Dec 2009, 13:09, Reply)

Are they for tonight?
That Rosita's in for a treat.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 21 Dec 2009, 13:11, Reply)

She sure is !
=)
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 21 Dec 2009, 14:09, Reply)

I know what I'm doing tonight now

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 21 Dec 2009, 12:37, Reply)

Trying to take over the world?

(PsychoChomp, Mon 21 Dec 2009, 12:39, Reply)

narf

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 21 Dec 2009, 12:42, Reply)