Is it a sheepskin rug?
And a log fire?

or a JML Magic Carpet? And a SuperSer?
( crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Mon 21 Dec 2009, 13:06, 1 reply, 16 years ago)

70s Robinson Willey gas fire
Rug of man-made fibres.

My mother is going insane over the Magic Carpet. "I don't WANT a dark one! Why don't any of our local shops sell the light ones??"
Welcome mat racist.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 21 Dec 2009, 13:09, Reply)

If she got a dark one
she could beat it regularly.
( crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Mon 21 Dec 2009, 13:12, Reply)

She wants a pale one
Because she wants it to look clean. And it will do, because she intends to put it into the washing machine regularly.

All of the above could also refer to her child-rearing methods.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 21 Dec 2009, 13:14, Reply)

She put you in the washing machine?

(MichaelS wasn't picked again, Mon 21 Dec 2009, 19:12, Reply)