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sisters of friends' girlfriends are fair game surely?
who is the other?
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Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 21 Dec 2009, 14:10,
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My mate C**** she's just broken up with her boyfriend
Kissing her is a possibility but nothing else would happen.
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PsychoChomp, Mon 21 Dec 2009, 14:11,
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Bloody hell, and you criticise BarryfromEastenders!!
Put it in her!
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Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 21 Dec 2009, 14:12,
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I haven't declared my love for her though,
she's a nice girl but I'm not interested.
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PsychoChomp, Mon 21 Dec 2009, 14:13,
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oh I see
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Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 21 Dec 2009, 14:14,
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I'm almost certain she's not interested in me too,
it's not like I'm beating her off with a stick.
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PsychoChomp, Mon 21 Dec 2009, 14:15,
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maybe you should try beating yourself off with a stick
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Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 21 Dec 2009, 14:16,
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Women don't like being beaten off with a stick
Well you could build up to that, but I'd start slowly with a bit of fingering first.
EDIT Ha!
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Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 21 Dec 2009, 14:16,
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Who's the doity beetch now?
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girlinthehole, Mon 21 Dec 2009, 14:19,
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Me, Miss :)
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Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 21 Dec 2009, 14:20,
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you never know
drunkness, irrationality....
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Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 21 Dec 2009, 14:12,
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I'm pretty damn certain.
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PsychoChomp, Mon 21 Dec 2009, 14:16,
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sisters of friends' girlfriends it is then
unless they like 8 or something
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Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 21 Dec 2009, 14:16,
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I have no idea how old she is, I haven't met her
according to my friends girlfriend she's "the good looking one" which is a good sign but she might hate me, or I might hate her etc etc.
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PsychoChomp, Mon 21 Dec 2009, 14:18,
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you'll probably hate each other
this does not mean that you can't get some action out of it.
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Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 21 Dec 2009, 14:21,
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Oh for fuck's sake man...
are you building up for a New Year's Emo or something?
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thealternativefact, Mon 21 Dec 2009, 14:21,
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That's the trouble with chompy.
He over-analizes everything.
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girlinthehole, Mon 21 Dec 2009, 14:28,
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GOATSE
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thealternativefact, Mon 21 Dec 2009, 14:29,
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Thanks for your brilliant insight into my life.
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PsychoChomp, Mon 21 Dec 2009, 14:32,
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Just not getting my hopes up,
new years is nearly always a let down.
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PsychoChomp, Mon 21 Dec 2009, 14:31,
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that is true
I've learnt to control my expectations, and if I treat it like any other night then it doesn't disappoint
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Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 21 Dec 2009, 14:35,
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you've got a mate called 'Cunt'?
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 21 Dec 2009, 14:18,
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ha ha,
no but I will call her that from now on.
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PsychoChomp, Mon 21 Dec 2009, 14:19,
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I'd guess it was the same as my name...
So yeah, Cunt it is!
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Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 21 Dec 2009, 14:19,
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What's your name?
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PsychoChomp, Mon 21 Dec 2009, 14:20,
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Roota!
I'm willing to bet it's whatever your mate's name is.
How old is she?
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Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 21 Dec 2009, 14:21,
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25-26
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PsychoChomp, Mon 21 Dec 2009, 14:21,
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Yup
That's my name too
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Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 21 Dec 2009, 14:23,
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or your IQ
rolmao
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PsychoChomp, Mon 21 Dec 2009, 14:35,
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i'll fuck you up in a minute kidda!
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Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 21 Dec 2009, 14:41,
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