I'm in a lot of pain right now due to
some lower back issues. I keep hearing my daughters whispering about quality of life and how easy it would be to remove all my pain forever. They keep trying to give me sleeping pills and scotch.

"Come on dad, just take this bottle of pills and drink the liter of scotch, you will feel much better, but just for the future, where do you keep the life insurance papers? Not for right now of course, yes, just for the future. Now take the whole bottle as the pills are very weak."

(I've told them I changed the will and all the money will go to the b3ta moderators).
(MichaelS wasn't picked again, Tue 22 Dec 2009, 14:41, 1 reply, 16 years ago)

Don't forget your bestest British B3ta buddy.
I knew I'd strike it lucky at some point if I was just nice to everyone on here.
( girlinthehole, Tue 22 Dec 2009, 14:44, Reply)

I would never forget you.
Are you still going to send me that special cake you said you would bake just for me and no one else?
(MichaelS wasn't picked again, Tue 22 Dec 2009, 14:47, Reply)

The one with the file in so you can escape from America?

( girlinthehole, Tue 22 Dec 2009, 14:54, Reply)

Thats it,
the solid gold file so I can afford a first class ticket. (You are too nice!)
(MichaelS wasn't picked again, Tue 22 Dec 2009, 15:19, Reply)

I'd ask if you will support me along with your cats
but I see how you treat the poor dears and I'm worried if I got a slight cold, you woudl bash me with one of your cats to save doctor bills.
(MichaelS wasn't picked again, Tue 22 Dec 2009, 15:25, Reply)

I value human life a little more.
Especially if you don't shed hair.
( girlinthehole, Tue 22 Dec 2009, 15:28, Reply)

God help me if I start to go bald.
(If I start shaving my head you will know I'm in trouble.)
(MichaelS wasn't picked again, Tue 22 Dec 2009, 15:31, Reply)

I fucking don't

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 22 Dec 2009, 15:34, Reply)