Grrrrr!!
It is 1030 hrs, two days before Christmas, and I'm sitting here in my office (hah! More of a caravan - it's a fibro shack with carpet), doing paperwork. I'm on-call, which means I stay here in case someone falls over, but (and here's the rub) - I can only operate on children - all adults get sent to another hospital! WTF? Six years of Orthopaedic training to sit and wait for broken arms. On-call means fielding phone calls from anyone and everyone, that always seem to start with "I'm not that great at reading X-rays, but ..." Legless can read an X-ray with reasonable accuracy, and describe them better that some I've heard with medical training.

Give me a joke . . . in fact, put up some examples of fuckwittery to keep everyone laughing while I look at *another* normal X-ray . . .
( Mrs Legless . . . belongs to, well, you know . . . :), Tue 22 Dec 2009, 23:47, 4 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

A joke you say?
I bought some of that Velcro the other day.




What a rip off.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 23 Dec 2009, 0:28, Reply)

That's made me giggle . . .
like a loon . . . thankfully I'm alone here, and no one will think I'm strange for laughing at my laptop.
( Mrs Legless . . . belongs to, well, you know . . . :), Wed 23 Dec 2009, 0:36, Reply)

It's been snowing here.
In Richmond, snow is considered to be a Major Emergency, calling for all to stock up on milk and eggs and bread, even though people don't always eat them. (What are they going to do- make an assload of French toast?)

My daughter got stuck on my street, which was coated in ice, and I had to pull her out with my car. As I hooked up the tow cable I told her, "What do you do with a dog with no legs? Call him Cigarette and take him out for a drag, just like I'm gonna do for you."

I'm not sure if she was amused.
( The Resident Loon Not a demographic. Do not measure., Wed 23 Dec 2009, 1:08, Reply)

Got this off my mate yesterday
Result! I thought when I looked in my drawer and found a Cadbury’s Dairy Milk Chunks yoghurt! However, as I peeled off the lid I realised that some pilfering b@stard has already opened one side of it and nicked all of my Cadbury’s Chunks!
(The Boy Monders I have ginger bits in my beard., Wed 23 Dec 2009, 8:42, Reply)