The way to deal with dangerous winds like that is to follow a simple seven step procedure:
No. 1: Get a Wife
No. 2: Get a Child
No. 3: Have an inability to pass an open (or indeed closed) recepticle containing an alcoholic beverage.
No. 4: Become highly qualified in looking at things and then get even more qualified in hitting things with spanners and overcharging old ladies
No. 5: Build your own house becuase you're so amazing.
No. 6: Be right on the internet all the time. Even when you're not on the internet.
No. 7: You need to keep your fluid intake up at times like this, but, since the mrs is around, it might be best not to let her see you putting vodka in your water bottle, better to avoid arguments than upset her eh!?
(stolen-name/blaireau69 is a massive cunt WHOM everyone hates, Wed 23 Dec 2009, 11:20, 1 reply, 16 years ago)

I don't understand this
and it's the second time I've read it...
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 23 Dec 2009, 11:24, Reply)

bear with it
it gets more amusing each time :-)
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 23 Dec 2009, 11:24, Reply)

moreless
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Wed 23 Dec 2009, 13:12, Reply)