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(, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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Sometimes we overlap
but sometimes the frazzle crumbs put me off.
(, Wed 23 Dec 2009, 11:21, 1 reply, 16 years ago)
Stop shoving them into my pockets then!!
I know what it is, I'm so irresistible that you have to cover me in Frazzles so I become repulsive. You couldn't trust yourself otherwise.
(, Wed 23 Dec 2009, 11:24, Reply)
But I like frazzles?

(, Wed 23 Dec 2009, 11:26, Reply)
Oh em gee
I'm so fucking insulted.
You mean to tell me the Frazzles were the sexual equivalent of your mum putting a pork chop round your neck so that the dog would play with you??
(, Wed 23 Dec 2009, 11:34, Reply)
Look I tried
and your unconscious snoring and grunting just turned me off. Sorry.
(, Wed 23 Dec 2009, 11:37, Reply)
I bet that's true that

(, Wed 23 Dec 2009, 11:46, Reply)
Absolutely
I had your knickers off and everything but it just seemed wrong so I put them back on. Then I thought you might miss them so I took them off and put them back on you again.
(, Wed 23 Dec 2009, 11:49, Reply)
I had to read that four times.

(, Wed 23 Dec 2009, 11:50, Reply)
Did it take you that long to get yourself off?

(, Wed 23 Dec 2009, 11:57, Reply)
Nah, I go off like you in a kennel

(, Wed 23 Dec 2009, 12:00, Reply)

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