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(I helped save b3ta! rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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It would take a lot to disturb some of us

(Bazongaloid, Wed 23 Dec 2009, 14:13, 2 replies, latest was 16 years ago)
I almost slept with a 65 year old when I was 23

(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Wed 23 Dec 2009, 14:14, Reply)
did he look like stephen spielberg or eric clapton?

(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 23 Dec 2009, 14:14, Reply)
Did he have liver spots on his head?

(Bazongaloid, Wed 23 Dec 2009, 14:15, Reply)
haha no
He was a regular at the pub, more of a yacht dwelling sort of cunt that lived in Florida and visited here frequently, we called him Sexy Rexy
(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Wed 23 Dec 2009, 14:17, Reply)
Did you suck him off instead?

(Bazongaloid, Wed 23 Dec 2009, 14:18, Reply)
nah

(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Wed 23 Dec 2009, 14:20, Reply)
did you serve him a quick hand-shandy?

(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 23 Dec 2009, 14:19, Reply)
What stopped you?

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Wed 23 Dec 2009, 14:17, Reply)
His cock stopped working

(Bazongaloid, Wed 23 Dec 2009, 14:17, Reply)
it was one of those mutual unspoken understanding sort of things that happen in the movies

(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Wed 23 Dec 2009, 14:21, Reply)
To be honest if you'd said 85 I would have been disturbed.
But 65 is doable.
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Wed 23 Dec 2009, 14:23, Reply)
not when his cock doesn't work

(Bazongaloid, Wed 23 Dec 2009, 14:24, Reply)
I don't believe it
I think it was his cock.
(Bazongaloid, Wed 23 Dec 2009, 14:24, Reply)
There's nothing quite as sexy as a bloke with some statins and a nitro-gliscorin spray by the side of his bed.

(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 23 Dec 2009, 14:25, Reply)
and a cock that doesn't work

(Bazongaloid, Wed 23 Dec 2009, 14:25, Reply)
Just think, if he doesn't shave, down there, he could have pubes that are older than you are.

(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 23 Dec 2009, 14:28, Reply)
trust gonz to get to the real important aspects of any matter
I never would have thought of that
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 23 Dec 2009, 14:29, Reply)
phwoar

(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Wed 23 Dec 2009, 14:32, Reply)
Aint that the truth.

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Wed 23 Dec 2009, 14:14, Reply)

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