She said it was because she couldn't get you out of her mind.
I tried bribing her with a pie, but she said she couldn't eat as her heart had been broken by her own son. She then hid behind her webbed fingers, crying tears of sorrow and snuffling like an asthmatic pig.
( Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Wed 23 Dec 2009, 16:51, 2 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

Clickin dis.

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 23 Dec 2009, 16:53, Reply)

What a weird coincidence
that's exactly the same noise your mum made as she climaxed up against the dry cleaners chemical tank.
(Bazongaloid, Wed 23 Dec 2009, 16:53, Reply)

She did say it's the only way she can achieve orgasm.
Especially when she's with you - the tangible sense of disappointment is only outweighed by inhaling noxious chemicals.

That, and it gets the creases out of her blouse.
( Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Wed 23 Dec 2009, 16:59, Reply)

How's your bulge?
Is it still non-dripping?
(Bazongaloid, Wed 23 Dec 2009, 17:00, Reply)

Thankfully, yes.
I do wonder where the fluid that was once leaking is now, though. I mean, you fiddled with the ballcock, not the shower...
( Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Wed 23 Dec 2009, 17:09, Reply)