Or even better
"Back in 10 minutes, just nipped to the shops"

And she'll hang around for ten minutes and then ZOMBIE GRAN will lurch across the graveyard and grap her arm and rip it off at the shoulder and start tearing chunks of flesh off it and then smacking her upside the head with the soggy end and she'll be all like "Oh no! use said use were popping down the shops I didn't realise use meant use were a zombie off to kill and eat all the brains of everyone in the shop!" and then ZOMBIE GRAN would grap her hair and she'd be all screaming and stuff and ZOMBIE GRAN would bite her bottom jaw off and be all crunching it like a chicken gizzard and she'd be running round in circles trying to make a noise but her tongue would be all flopping down her front and pissing blood everywhere so she'd get all weak and fall over and ZOMBIE GRAN would take her time finishing the rest of her off.
(Bazongaloid, Thu 24 Dec 2009, 11:17, 2 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

Yup.
Your scenario is better.
( Boss Keloid Got your mother's maiden name tattooed on my arm, Thu 24 Dec 2009, 11:19, Reply)

Oh man! *CLICKETY CLICK*
My mum dreamt something similar the other night.
Dead Nana was never fussy on my mum. It comes out in her nightmares.
She said to my dad on Sunday "Ooh I dreamt your mam came back to life and was murdering me. It was terrifying."

Dead Nana was quite violent like.
Alive Nana is a pacifist.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 24 Dec 2009, 11:19, Reply)

haha

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 24 Dec 2009, 11:22, Reply)

Is that because your Mum referred to her as 'Dead Nana'?

( Boss Keloid Got your mother's maiden name tattooed on my arm, Thu 24 Dec 2009, 11:25, Reply)

No, it's me who does that
It makes it easier for people. Otherwise they go "Why would Nana punch a nun on the jaw??" And I go "No, not Alive Nana!! Dead Nana!! Dead Nana had a terrible temper."
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 24 Dec 2009, 11:28, Reply)