On a lighter note
Last night my grandpa came out with the quote of 2009.
My mum wanted to turn off the tv as we were having a bit of a gathering. My square-eyed grandpa wanted to watch Most Haunted. He loves all that. Nana said
"Oh ay Ray, stop watching that bloody Ghosthunter." and he burst out with
"Ghosthunter? Don't you tell me I can't watch Ghosthunter. I'll watch Ghosthunter if I like! In fact I'll watch CUNT-Hunter if I want!!"
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 28 Dec 2009, 8:59, 2 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

*clicks in the face*

( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Mon 28 Dec 2009, 9:01, Reply)

Cunt is his favourite word
He pointed at Nana and said "She is one cunt. I haven't had sausages for months."
Nana just laughed and said "You've had your last sausage you fat get."
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 28 Dec 2009, 9:04, Reply)

Are your grandparents on b3ta ;)?

( Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Mon 28 Dec 2009, 11:52, Reply)

Certainly sounds like they could show a few people round here how it's done.

( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Mon 28 Dec 2009, 11:53, Reply)

Alas, no
My mother's house is a bit like OT sometimes.
People are either laughing hysterically at disability, or they're swearing blood-feuds over innoccuous statements.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 28 Dec 2009, 11:56, Reply)

This
Is one of the best thing I've heard all year.

I do think that CUNT Hunter should be a real TV program though.
(Herr Doktor Lemminge Is bored, so cheer me up!, Mon 28 Dec 2009, 12:28, Reply)

You should start working on the format

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 28 Dec 2009, 12:39, Reply)

it could be the obvious rude version
or just ray mears trapping and killing anyone featured in Heat magazine that week
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 28 Dec 2009, 13:44, Reply)

I'm opting for the latter...

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 28 Dec 2009, 13:55, Reply)