Advice needed.
I don't know if anyone's noticed, but it's new year's eve in a few days, and fancy dress is mandatory. The thing is, I can't afford to hire a costume, and I only have one free day to sort something out.
It also has to be SFW, so wearing a cowboy hat and sticking a dildo up my arse to be the guy from Brokeback Mountain isn't really an option.
B3tans. You're an imaginative lot. Any ideas for something quick, easy and cheap, and preferably unique?
Anyone who says "your mum" will have evil thoughts thought about them. Possibly by an impoverished third-world child.
I'll be back at midnight. Do your worst best most typical.
(Paolo Nutini's Bikini Better than Frederick Fleet's optometrist, Mon 28 Dec 2009, 14:52, 12 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

Wear a cowboy hat and shove a dildo up...oh sorry, not an option I see
Ok, easy to do:

1) Black suit & shades = Man in Black
2) Old bedsheet = Toga (Julias Ceasar or Animal House toga party)
3) Jeans + Bodywarmer + skateboard = Back to the Future
4) Labcoat = Any science dude
( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Mon 28 Dec 2009, 15:04, Reply)

lab coat covered in card board internal organs
- the guy from that operation game
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 28 Dec 2009, 15:08, Reply)

Lab coat with SS insignia = Dr Mengele.
:D
( stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Mon 28 Dec 2009, 16:50, Reply)

"I don't know if anyone's noticed, but it's new year's eve in a few days, and fancy dress is mandatory."
Since when?
(Cancer Joy was short lived, Mon 28 Dec 2009, 15:14, Reply)

since always
we're doing Chucklevision Noir (probably)
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 28 Dec 2009, 15:17, Reply)

If you've a suitable shop near you...
...get a strap-o...Just kidding.

If you've a suitable shop nearby, dress in black - ideally in a suit if you have one, and maybe a black trilby hat for added effect.

Then buy a blank white mask - most party shops sell them for custom decoration but they're actually really fucking creepy just on their own. If you can add a pair of white or black gloves it will look even better. Then just work on moving a bit more mechanically and you're an instant Creepy Mime Thing that will freak people out.
(LongJohnBaldry, Mon 28 Dec 2009, 15:16, Reply)

Put on a robe and a beard
Strap a baby doll to your back.
Then you can be The New Year!
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 28 Dec 2009, 15:38, Reply)

I guess our invite got lost in the post, maybe we should turn up anyway, wouldn't want to miss it.
You be Torval, I'll be Dean... or the other way 'round, I'm not sure, I want to be the bloke this time.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 28 Dec 2009, 17:53, Reply)

I thought it was a given that we were invited
I wanted us to go as Lucille Ball and Desi Arnaz. You can be Lucy, obviously. We just need to dye your curls red.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 28 Dec 2009, 20:01, Reply)

You can go as a B3tan.
Just wear a geeky t-shirt and call everyone a cunt.
( girlinthehole, Mon 28 Dec 2009, 18:06, Reply)

Christmas. RUINED.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 28 Dec 2009, 18:34, Reply)

How do b3tan ladies dress?
The same but moar cleavage?
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 28 Dec 2009, 20:02, Reply)