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rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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I could send you some flourescent pink Camellia Gardenia foaming body washbut you'd have to make your own gynaecology and dermatology appointments.
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crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Mon 28 Dec 2009, 21:07,
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Your description just had me reaching for the CanestenI'll have it anyway, and give it to my pretend aunty next year.
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Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 28 Dec 2009, 21:10,
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I double dare you to give her the aforementioned bath foamand a packet of Canestan Combi, all wrapped up pretty with a nice pink ribbon.
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crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Mon 28 Dec 2009, 21:13,
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She's permanently out of her mind on vodka and tranqsShe really wouldn't notice.
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Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 28 Dec 2009, 21:14,
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CAN WE ALL PLEASE STOP TALKING ABOUT ROTTEN MINGES PLEASE !(
G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Mon 28 Dec 2009, 21:16,
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Aw, yeah, sorry mate, didn't mean to make you feel excluded from our womanly conversations.(
crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Mon 28 Dec 2009, 21:17,
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I feel so left out=(
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Mon 28 Dec 2009, 21:21,
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Have you got any natural yogurt Gonz?It's fermenting up there.
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Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 28 Dec 2009, 21:18,
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If it turns into a loaf of bread or a wheel of cheese, then I don't want it.(
G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Mon 28 Dec 2009, 21:23,
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I doubt that will happenso I'll pass it back when I'm done, k thanks.
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Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 28 Dec 2009, 21:25,
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OH BOY ! TAZIKI !(
G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Mon 28 Dec 2009, 21:28,
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