You were safe, though.
The puppy licked them between your departure from the table and Al's arrival.
Only PJM knew, but he said nothing. Until later.
By then, it was too late for Al.
( thealternativefact, Mon 28 Dec 2009, 21:25, 2 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

sniggers

( fuck shit up the best you never had, Mon 28 Dec 2009, 21:27, Reply)

That's his punishment for totally neglecting us
while he talked to all those other people to try and pretend he has real friends.
( crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Mon 28 Dec 2009, 21:28, Reply)

Oh come on, I saw money changing hands at the door more than once. They were clearly paid actors

( fuck shit up the best you never had, Mon 28 Dec 2009, 21:29, Reply)

Plus he had to ply them with drink so they'd laugh at his "jokes"

( crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Mon 28 Dec 2009, 21:30, Reply)

That's not so much a couple of gins worth
as bordering on liver cancer levels.
( thealternativefact, Mon 28 Dec 2009, 21:31, Reply)