I like how the awnser is the first result on google.
www.instant-registry-fixes.org/resolving-ntkrnlmpexe-could-not-be-loaded-error-code-7/
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 29 Dec 2009, 11:39, 2 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

Actually, this is true
Google is so under-rated as a PC technician
( chart cat has an itch, Tue 29 Dec 2009, 11:41, Reply)

I've tried restoring the BIOS settings but to no avail,
It's a laptop so removing RAM would require someone with more knowledge than me.

I'm going to try to disable the ACPI when I get home, but as I don't have the internet there, I had to wait until I came into work to find out how.
(TheColonel, Tue 29 Dec 2009, 11:44, Reply)

Oh man, you're so screwed.
I suggest you consolidate all your debs into one easy afordable monthly repayment, quit uni and get a job.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 29 Dec 2009, 11:49, Reply)

Done, done and done.
What now?!
(TheColonel, Tue 29 Dec 2009, 11:52, Reply)

Wait for Tony Blair to sort out The Credit Crunch.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 29 Dec 2009, 11:56, Reply)