2010 means the same as every other fucking year
You're not wrong, your right, resolutions are for the mentally weak and the terminally stupid. The only thing 2010 is going to bring the vast majority of cunts is more misery, more fear and more cancer.

I resolve to get fucked up more often and not give two shits about the consequences as 2009 was a little too conservative for me.

More camping, when the weather permits, combine this with getting royally fucked up.

Avoid getting run over, and that's about it. If I can combine these all, then 2010 might not be so bad after all.
(Cancer Joy was short lived, Wed 30 Dec 2009, 9:33, 2 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

^ what we have here is 100% PUNK ROCK
I'm grinning all over my stupid Charles 1st face, reading this.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 30 Dec 2009, 9:38, Reply)

I must interrupt this broadcast
to say that we have a radio on in here and on comes the peoples rock star, David Bowie. Here we go, think I, but even before I form this thought, my boss shouts over, "You MUST like David Bowie", as we had been discussing our musical dislikes just moments before. I shook my head in silence....she got the message.
(Cancer Joy was short lived, Wed 30 Dec 2009, 9:44, Reply)

Oh I must, must I?
In that case you must like Napalm Death, you stupid bitch. And you MUST listen to them all day, every day for a year.

Personal taste - what's all that about?
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 30 Dec 2009, 9:48, Reply)

Napalm Death, ha
That would go down a storm. Maybe I could loop their Guinnnes Book of Records opus 'You Suffer', and have it play it's 1.3 seconds over and over and over and over till she shits into her Tena Lady.
(Cancer Joy was short lived, Wed 30 Dec 2009, 9:54, Reply)

I just heard Jean Michel Jarre on the radio in our warehouse
and was instantly reminded of a live show if his that was televised once. I put it to you that the sight of him playing a tune on some light beams is without doubt the gayest thing ever to be shown on British television. It makes the video to 'Smalltown Boy' by Bronski Beat look like 'Dog The Bounty Hunter'.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 30 Dec 2009, 10:07, Reply)

I agree, Jarre and his melodramatic synth work outs are pretty camp
but i also think that there is a great deal of homoerotocism with that Bounty Hunter fellow. I'm sure he has a big gay following (him about).
(Cancer Joy was short lived, Wed 30 Dec 2009, 10:14, Reply)

NO WAY.
The Dog ain't no sissy, brah.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 30 Dec 2009, 10:16, Reply)

Wow, you're soo rock'n'roll, you're like some kind of elvis mother fucker.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 30 Dec 2009, 10:15, Reply)

"elvis mother fucker"
has got to be better than just a plain old mother fucker, or a cunt.
(Cancer Joy was short lived, Wed 30 Dec 2009, 10:19, Reply)

Unless the implication is that
you're a 25 stone Quaalude addict with a penchant for sequinned jumpsuits and deep fried peanut butter....
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 30 Dec 2009, 10:21, Reply)

SHIT!!
I thought my secret would never get out. Uh huh huh.

*thrusts hips*
(Cancer Joy was short lived, Wed 30 Dec 2009, 10:23, Reply)

He never quite got over the death of his mother, that's why he still hangs around, but thankfully Odd Thomas sorted him out.
/Dean Koontz fan.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 30 Dec 2009, 10:24, Reply)