I could totally see you winning a Best Actress BAFTA
I'd go for that one first, sort out the rest when you're famous and have the BAFTA winning clout! :D
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Wed 30 Dec 2009, 11:19, 1 reply, 16 years ago)

But she won't want to meet me after she's famous.
Edit - I'm off oop north now.


Have fun everyone.
( girlinthehole, Wed 30 Dec 2009, 11:20, Reply)

How about you attend the awards ceremony with her?
That could work!
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Wed 30 Dec 2009, 11:21, Reply)

Course I will
You're not REALLY boring. Or old. Well...
I see myself as a Julie Walters or a Sue Johnston. You know, lots of wrinkles and plays bag lady types.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 30 Dec 2009, 11:22, Reply)

Ah I see
Yes, that could work you know! I could be your agent and get some power suits and big 80's shoulder pads (seeing as every fucker seems to be doing that these days)!
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Wed 30 Dec 2009, 11:24, Reply)

That would rule!
Yes, be my agent. You should put DiT on your books too, so he's not offended.
And that way you can have TWO pictures on your office wall. Behind the Yukka plant. Next to the rowing machine.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 30 Dec 2009, 11:28, Reply)

Super!
I shall get cracking on the BAFTAs then... oh and your beautiful gown that you will be wearing on the night! :D
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Wed 30 Dec 2009, 11:31, Reply)

My landlady knows a BAFTA judge.
Think it would look suspicious if a woman who's not actually appeared in anything suddenly wins a BAFTA based upon her impersonations of library customers and Alison Steadman?
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 30 Dec 2009, 11:35, Reply)

Pish
You just need to turn up and do some interpretive dance on the red carpet and everyone will be so amazed that when you win the award they won't mind that you actually haven't been in any films!
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Wed 30 Dec 2009, 11:39, Reply)

You are the best agent I ever had!
I think I'll dance to Maniac by Michael Sembello
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 30 Dec 2009, 11:43, Reply)