You buy one, you get one free, I said you buy one you get one free
Call 0800 106 107 NOOOOOOOOWWWW!
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 30 Dec 2009, 13:27, 2 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

Oh god that's a winner.
I say ya buuuy one, ya get one free!

FUCK OFF FUCK OFF FUCK OFF! I really hope that guy is the guy that owns safestyle, otherwise there's an actor out there who knows that that advert was his moment in the sun.
( Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Wed 30 Dec 2009, 13:39, Reply)

Yeah I feel a bit sorry for him...

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 30 Dec 2009, 13:46, Reply)

i can't imagine
finishing that, standing back and going "yes, that is good, time to give it to the world"

Same with most pop song writers and Dan Brown
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 30 Dec 2009, 13:48, Reply)

his poor mum...

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 30 Dec 2009, 13:51, Reply)

Dan Brown probably thinks that his books are shit because of a conspiracy against his writing talent.

( Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Wed 30 Dec 2009, 13:53, Reply)

That, or he goes:
"Well, there's another pile of money to add to the coffers. What shall I write about next? Erm. Oh, sod it, some pile of old bollocks, the proles will lap it up."
( Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Wed 30 Dec 2009, 13:54, Reply)

The man is a fucking peasant.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 30 Dec 2009, 14:44, Reply)

i suspect there must be some conspiracy somewhere
otherwise, how were so many sold?

I worked with a guy who was a dick and wrote similar crap. I read about 2 sentences in the proof copy, the sentences went on for ages and were full of big words used inappropriately.

I keep meaning to write a book, but having standards is a hinderance
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 30 Dec 2009, 13:57, Reply)

If I ever meet him I'm going to kick that cunt in the voicebox.

( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Wed 30 Dec 2009, 13:40, Reply)