Ooooh
I need to get Paolo Nuttini's new album - is it all good?
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Thu 31 Dec 2009, 10:10, 2 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

Honestly, Spotify
It's completely different from the last album. Seems like they all just sat in a room and jammed happiness.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 31 Dec 2009, 10:11, Reply)

Ah good plan Batman
I will investigate tonight! :D
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Thu 31 Dec 2009, 10:13, Reply)

I can help with this.
No. It's fucking shit.

He has the most affected voice I've heard in years - why does he sing like a witless spastic with a frog in his throat?. That's not his normal voice. And his 'stage act' seems to involve pretenting to be a blind autistic flid.

I think he's trying to appear 'soulful'. If I saw him his face would have a sole-full I can tell you. Ooh, I'm so into this fake-voiced shit I'm singing that I've lost the power of sight!

Give up.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 31 Dec 2009, 10:15, Reply)

He's only a boy. Leave him be.
His last song sounded like The Bear Necessities and there's a nice one about his dad.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 31 Dec 2009, 10:16, Reply)

He's from Paisley
A piss soaked ghost town in which I used to live. His music is well vanilla though, and I think he is trying to sound like Frankie Miller most of the time.
(Cancer Joy was short lived, Thu 31 Dec 2009, 10:19, Reply)

He sounds like Fozzie fucking Bear.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 31 Dec 2009, 10:21, Reply)

Steps were trying to sound like Abba
and failed miserably. Their music still brings me joy in my heart.
There are more imprtant people to criticise than a nice young man from the chipshop that wants to be a proper singer from the old days.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 31 Dec 2009, 10:22, Reply)

Why does he pretend to be blind? What's wrong with him?

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 31 Dec 2009, 10:25, Reply)

Dunno, ask Joe Cocker and Stevie Wonder the same question

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 31 Dec 2009, 10:26, Reply)

Joe Cocker always looked like a disabled.
I most definitely would ask him why he was doing that shit, too. Before punching his grizzled lights out, of course.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 31 Dec 2009, 10:31, Reply)

Stop fighting, Mont
Just stop, let yourself rest. You've been fighting so long...
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 31 Dec 2009, 10:34, Reply)

It's in my blood. I just can't help myself.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 31 Dec 2009, 10:35, Reply)

I didn't know the heirs to the Mr Kipling cake empire
Were fighters.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 31 Dec 2009, 10:37, Reply)

well now you do.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 31 Dec 2009, 10:40, Reply)

I KNEW that was you!!!!

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 31 Dec 2009, 10:41, Reply)

Aww
Don't be a bummer, I like him. His music is fun and happy! :D
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Thu 31 Dec 2009, 10:25, Reply)

Did you really just call me a bummer?

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 31 Dec 2009, 10:26, Reply)

*looks*
*checks*

Yup!
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Thu 31 Dec 2009, 10:27, Reply)

Is a bummer
a step up or a step down from a bender?
(Cancer Joy was short lived, Thu 31 Dec 2009, 10:31, Reply)

I'm too aghast to think straight.
A bummer indeed.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 31 Dec 2009, 10:32, Reply)

just one of many straight things that you don't do

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 31 Dec 2009, 11:13, Reply)

Well
I meant to call him a bumhead, but I wrote bummer instead... and then was too lazy to change it.
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Thu 31 Dec 2009, 10:33, Reply)

EVERYONE STOP WHAT YOU'RE DOING
MONTY'S TELLING US WHAT'S WRONG WITH SOME SORT OF MUSIC
(PsychoChomp, Thu 31 Dec 2009, 10:32, Reply)

I'm out of my depth here
I don't know what music I'm supposed to dislike!!!
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 31 Dec 2009, 10:33, Reply)

EVERYTHING!
(that's the only way to be sure)
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Thu 31 Dec 2009, 10:34, Reply)

Just ask me. I know everything.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 31 Dec 2009, 10:34, Reply)

You are afterall
the voice of reason as always
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Thu 31 Dec 2009, 10:35, Reply)

You need to follow Montys 3 step plan.
1. Wait until someone says something about music.
2. Write a patronising 6 line reply about why not only is that music bad but anyone who likes them is the worst kind of scum.
3. Go to 1
(PsychoChomp, Thu 31 Dec 2009, 10:36, Reply)

'worst kind of scum'?
Is he Jeremy Kyle?

YOU'RE SCUM, YOU'RE ALL SCUM!
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Thu 31 Dec 2009, 10:38, Reply)

GET OFF MY STAGE

(PsychoChomp, Thu 31 Dec 2009, 10:39, Reply)

YOU SICKEN ME
YOU VILE SCUMMMMM!
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Thu 31 Dec 2009, 10:40, Reply)

My nephew said that to me
pretty much the whole of yesterday
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 31 Dec 2009, 10:41, Reply)

Hehe
What were you doing on his stage, were you outshining him?
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Thu 31 Dec 2009, 10:43, Reply)

God knows
He kept saying it, pointing like Chris Griffin's monkey, then collapsing into giggles.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 31 Dec 2009, 10:44, Reply)

How very strange

(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Thu 31 Dec 2009, 10:46, Reply)

Not really
When you consider he's related to me by blood.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 31 Dec 2009, 10:50, Reply)

Ah you're lovely and
perfectly well-adjusted! :)
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Thu 31 Dec 2009, 10:54, Reply)

Tenner's in the post
;)
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 31 Dec 2009, 10:57, Reply)

Wicked!
Thanks!
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Thu 31 Dec 2009, 10:57, Reply)

It's much easier to say "Not my cup of tea, pal"
and move on
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 31 Dec 2009, 10:38, Reply)

It's actually even easier to say nothing.

(PsychoChomp, Thu 31 Dec 2009, 10:39, Reply)

Prove it.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 31 Dec 2009, 10:41, Reply)

Subtle

(Cancer Joy was short lived, Thu 31 Dec 2009, 10:44, Reply)

Noice.

( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Thu 31 Dec 2009, 10:45, Reply)

I never take the easy way out.

(PsychoChomp, Thu 31 Dec 2009, 10:45, Reply)

You could always take 'the coward's way out'...

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 31 Dec 2009, 10:49, Reply)

I think you should be the OFFICIAL MOD OF OT
Its clearly the job you're meant to do!
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Thu 31 Dec 2009, 10:42, Reply)

How will that work?
Will he naughty step himself?
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 31 Dec 2009, 10:43, Reply)

Only once a year
to maintain the careful balance he will have created.
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Thu 31 Dec 2009, 10:45, Reply)

I'd read everyones gazes.
THAT'S A SCARY THOUGHT ISN'T IT YOU BUNCH OF PERVS
(PsychoChomp, Thu 31 Dec 2009, 10:46, Reply)

Hahaha
You probably read them anyway, seeing as you have mad interwebs skillz. I bet you have a list of everyones passwords and you snoop around our mailboxes when we're not online.
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Thu 31 Dec 2009, 10:51, Reply)

That thought just made me go *gulp*

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 31 Dec 2009, 10:51, Reply)

Me too actually
*runs away to delete the entire contents of mailbox - just in case*
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Thu 31 Dec 2009, 10:53, Reply)

THERE'S STILL BACKUPS FLIM-FLAM
or should I say Mistress Pain
(PsychoChomp, Thu 31 Dec 2009, 10:54, Reply)

Hahahaha
You nutter
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Thu 31 Dec 2009, 10:58, Reply)

I wonder whos mailbox would be the most interesting to read.

(PsychoChomp, Thu 31 Dec 2009, 11:07, Reply)

Not mine
It's really boring. Don't go near it.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 31 Dec 2009, 11:10, Reply)

Hahahaha
*sings smooth operator*
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Thu 31 Dec 2009, 11:13, Reply)

Haha
Do you sing that at drunk men who try to chat you up?
I do.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 31 Dec 2009, 11:15, Reply)

I may have been
known to do that... maybe...
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Thu 31 Dec 2009, 11:21, Reply)

Hell no,
that'll be like reading the fetishes /qotw with the added horror of knowing what you lot look like.
(PsychoChomp, Thu 31 Dec 2009, 10:52, Reply)

Hehe
That is a scary thought indeed.
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Thu 31 Dec 2009, 10:53, Reply)

You cheeky bastard
I'm delicious and so is Flim, and well you know it.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 31 Dec 2009, 10:55, Reply)

*nods head*
HARD!
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Thu 31 Dec 2009, 10:58, Reply)

I would rule with an iron fist
and my reign of terror would last for a thousand aeons.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 31 Dec 2009, 10:50, Reply)

I would ban you for not understanding how replies work
BAN YOU HARD
(PsychoChomp, Thu 31 Dec 2009, 10:51, Reply)

See you're already power hungry
I think you'd be great!
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Thu 31 Dec 2009, 10:52, Reply)