Thanks for the vote of confidence, mate
It doesn't feel like that I have to say. I can't face all the upset and pain. I entered into a 7yr relationship aged 19, straight into a 5yr one, then a 4yr one. I fucking resign.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 31 Dec 2009, 14:20, 1 reply, 16 years ago)

I did a strange on-off ten year relationship with a batshit loopsville fromage 16
And since then the longest I have managed is 5 months.
I've been a bit of a commitment phobe up until now, understandably.
But I reckon I might give it a crack this year. If I find someone worthy of my brilliance.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 31 Dec 2009, 14:26, Reply)

best typo ever
"fromage 16"

hahahaha
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 31 Dec 2009, 14:28, Reply)

:D :D

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 31 Dec 2009, 14:29, Reply)

that's the cheese withdrawals for ya

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 31 Dec 2009, 14:29, Reply)

On the brain!

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 31 Dec 2009, 14:30, Reply)

^ I read that in the style of Sen Dog from Cypress Hill

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 31 Dec 2009, 14:32, Reply)

Fromage in the membrane!

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 31 Dec 2009, 14:37, Reply)

This made me giggle muchly
Cheers!
( Boss Keloid Got your mother's maiden name tattooed on my arm, Thu 31 Dec 2009, 14:38, Reply)

I didn't even notice it 'till you pointed it out.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 31 Dec 2009, 15:26, Reply)

I watched The Ugly Truth last night
it told me if I wanted a boyfriend I needed to get on the stairmaster and get skinny

I haven't got a stairmaster :((
( Lisette von Falcon, Thu 31 Dec 2009, 14:33, Reply)

do you have stairs?
they're nature's stairmaster
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 31 Dec 2009, 14:38, Reply)

HOLY SHIT!
You have stairs????
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 31 Dec 2009, 14:39, Reply)

too right
that's how I get from one floor to another
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 31 Dec 2009, 14:41, Reply)

I fall down the stairs often.
They hate me.
( Lisette von Falcon, Thu 31 Dec 2009, 14:58, Reply)