Happy New Year?
Fourth day in and I'm already bored of people wishing me a happy new year. In fact, it's already proving itself to be an ill-omened one.

I've just swung the car out of a parking space and straight into a concrete pillar that I'd completely forgotten was there. Smashed mirror, deep bare-metal scratch on the door, big dent, ancillary scratches. I fully expect this to cost all of the recently reclaimed money I had to spend on it when somebody else went into the back of this same car two weeks after I got it.

Cheer me up, please.
( Kroney, Mon 4 Jan 2010, 14:09, 10 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

spanner.......
ha ha - I read this and wondered whether it ought not to be in the Sexism QOTW...............

*Hides from flying griddle pans....*
Seriously - it's just a chunk of metal, just so long as nobody got hurt, consider it a battlescar.........
(Purpledoris I've got afeckin' job, Mon 4 Jan 2010, 14:13, Reply)

Or get a sign for your vehicle saying
"Battles Car!"
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 4 Jan 2010, 14:14, Reply)

I'm a bloke, this shouldn't be happening to me
what with my heightened spatial awareness etc.

I feel like a right cunt, having done it.
( Kroney, Mon 4 Jan 2010, 14:17, Reply)

Are you 'due on'?

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 4 Jan 2010, 14:21, Reply)

I think this is God's way of punishing you for something
Your soul must be purged.
Please make a donation to my church. TGB will speak in tongues, I'll blow on you, you'll fall over, the Lord will give you your money back and stop your car from becoming a dodgem.
Sorted!
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 4 Jan 2010, 14:14, Reply)

My car is currently fucked and is in the garage

I'm waiting for the dreading call that includes teeth sucking!
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 4 Jan 2010, 14:21, Reply)

The joke is
that mine's going in tomorrow. No doubt it'll need a new engine or something, the way my luck's going.
( Kroney, Mon 4 Jan 2010, 14:26, Reply)

Mine is down on power

idling at 2000rpm and not getting a temperature reading...
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 4 Jan 2010, 14:29, Reply)

I'm calling the DVLA right now
they will be round to void your license soon
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Mon 4 Jan 2010, 14:25, Reply)

This will cheer you up.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=iuv96mQIVDI

Where in the world are you?
(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Mon 4 Jan 2010, 14:44, Reply)