I found one of those texts in my phone new years day.
but it was IN MUTHAFUCKING DRAFTS!!!! not in sent, which was nice.
(PsychoChomp, Mon 4 Jan 2010, 15:55, 3 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

PHEW DUDE!!!
I ain't done one of those for years *touches wood*
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 4 Jan 2010, 15:57, Reply)

Excellent, only semi pathetic

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 4 Jan 2010, 15:57, Reply)

Or more pathetic because I was too drunk to operate my mobile.

(PsychoChomp, Mon 4 Jan 2010, 16:00, Reply)

Is this why no-one over the age of 70 can use a mobile?

because they're pissed off their faces?
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 4 Jan 2010, 16:01, Reply)

haha
wood

haha

semi
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Mon 4 Jan 2010, 16:00, Reply)

:)

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 4 Jan 2010, 16:03, Reply)

I have developed a tendency
to produce carefully crafted flirtatious replies to the object of my affections when pissed, and save them to drafts for sober review. And then forget about them, and get told off for never answering her texts.
(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Mon 4 Jan 2010, 15:58, Reply)