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rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)

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I did something I'm very ashamed of over the new year but someone else did it too.
Can you guess what it was.
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girlinthehole, Mon 4 Jan 2010, 15:34, 117 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

Snow cock?
Cos I'd be proud of that...
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Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 4 Jan 2010, 15:35, Reply)

Nooooo!
I'm very proud of that.
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girlinthehole, Mon 4 Jan 2010, 15:39, Reply)

did you and Tourettes bump uglies?

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Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 4 Jan 2010, 15:35, Reply)

Didn't get the chance.
Davros was always around.
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girlinthehole, Mon 4 Jan 2010, 15:40, Reply)

Something not as interesting as your post pretends it is?

(PsychoChomp, Mon 4 Jan 2010, 15:37, Reply)

we may have a winner

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Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 4 Jan 2010, 15:38, Reply)

That would be a matter of opinion.
And since you have a low opinion of me then you will probably not be disappointed.
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girlinthehole, Mon 4 Jan 2010, 15:38, Reply)

It could still go lower.

(PsychoChomp, Mon 4 Jan 2010, 15:39, Reply)

We know

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Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 4 Jan 2010, 15:42, Reply)

How low can you go?

(PsychoChomp, Mon 4 Jan 2010, 15:50, Reply)

I'm already rock bottom

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Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 4 Jan 2010, 15:51, Reply)

Bought some more random tat?
I was going to write shit but that seemed harsh
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TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Mon 4 Jan 2010, 15:37, Reply)

I cannot even imagine what it might be.

(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Mon 4 Jan 2010, 15:38, Reply)

Shat the bed?

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stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Mon 4 Jan 2010, 15:38, Reply)

Why would I shit the bed with someone else?

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girlinthehole, Mon 4 Jan 2010, 15:40, Reply)

For shits and giggles.
Or because you're Veronica Moser.
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stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Mon 4 Jan 2010, 18:40, Reply)

You did the sex!

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Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 4 Jan 2010, 15:41, Reply)

Do your really think that if I had done the sex then I would keep it quiet?
Do you?
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girlinthehole, Mon 4 Jan 2010, 15:42, Reply)

You call starting a new thread getting people to guess what you did "keeping it quiet"?

(PsychoChomp, Mon 4 Jan 2010, 15:43, Reply)

I said guess,
I didn't say I would tell you if you guessed correctly.

I'm just killing time till I go home.
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girlinthehole, Mon 4 Jan 2010, 15:44, Reply)

So even if we guess you're not going to confirm it?
This thread is pointless.

Lets talk about beautifulpeople.com kicking out 5000 users for getting fat over christmas instead. I think that's hilarious.
(PsychoChomp, Mon 4 Jan 2010, 15:45, Reply)

Do you?
I'd file that under 'mildly entertaining', myself.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 4 Jan 2010, 15:47, Reply)

It was the quote in the BBC article, "Letting fatties roam the site is a direct threat to our business model "
Which reminded me of something bruno would say.
(PsychoChomp, Mon 4 Jan 2010, 15:49, Reply)

or JMG

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Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 4 Jan 2010, 15:52, Reply)

JMG is bruno, just with a Geordie accent and less hair.

(PsychoChomp, Mon 4 Jan 2010, 15:52, Reply)

this pleases me for some reason

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Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 4 Jan 2010, 15:53, Reply)

A pointless thread?
Never had one of them before have we?
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girlinthehole, Mon 4 Jan 2010, 15:47, Reply)

Never in the history of B3ta and/or THE WORLD!*
*this could be a lie
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Mon 4 Jan 2010, 15:49, Reply)

They shouldn't be encouraged.
I'm disapointed in you.
*shakes head slowly*
(PsychoChomp, Mon 4 Jan 2010, 15:50, Reply)

At least I start threads.
The only thing you start are arguements.
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girlinthehole, Mon 4 Jan 2010, 15:52, Reply)

You would say that.

(PsychoChomp, Mon 4 Jan 2010, 15:53, Reply)

Chomp, you have to heed the lady there

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Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 4 Jan 2010, 15:53, Reply)

I'll do no such thing.

(PsychoChomp, Mon 4 Jan 2010, 15:54, Reply)

I think he has had a salutary effect on /OT
certainly improved my internetting
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Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 4 Jan 2010, 15:54, Reply)

I like him when he shakes things up a bit
I don't like it when he just seems like he's woken up all cross and his mum hasn't bought him any Freddos.
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Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 4 Jan 2010, 15:55, Reply)

SHE NEVER LOVED ME

(PsychoChomp, Mon 4 Jan 2010, 15:56, Reply)

she loved me
so many times...
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Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 4 Jan 2010, 15:59, Reply)

Would you like a Freddo?

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Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 4 Jan 2010, 15:59, Reply)

I've never had a Freddo,
I don't even know what one was.
(PsychoChomp, Mon 4 Jan 2010, 16:01, Reply)

A Ripple?

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Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 4 Jan 2010, 16:02, Reply)

Aww
I bloody love Freddos - especially the caramel ones... you don't see them everyday! :(
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Mon 4 Jan 2010, 15:56, Reply)

I do
they have them in our chocolate box
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Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 4 Jan 2010, 15:58, Reply)

Wow you're snazzy!

(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Mon 4 Jan 2010, 16:00, Reply)

I know right?
check me out

*poses*
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Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 4 Jan 2010, 16:02, Reply)

Outta sight mannnn

(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Mon 4 Jan 2010, 16:03, Reply)

:-D

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Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 4 Jan 2010, 16:03, Reply)

Remember muthafuckin Shoe People???

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Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 4 Jan 2010, 16:00, Reply)

No
Were they made of chocolate?
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Mon 4 Jan 2010, 16:00, Reply)

Exactly Freddos but in the shape of
Shoe People characters
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Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 4 Jan 2010, 16:02, Reply)

I seeeee
Tell me, did they do chocolates that had a strawberry sort of gloop in the middle rather than caramel... if so, I may very well have eaten one of them.
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Mon 4 Jan 2010, 16:07, Reply)

I don't recall my dear...

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Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 4 Jan 2010, 16:09, Reply)

Curses
I think its one of those Shoe People things. It was like a Freddo, but not like a Freddo - do you see! :D
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Mon 4 Jan 2010, 16:10, Reply)

excellent deductions

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Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 4 Jan 2010, 16:10, Reply)

I do see
and I think in that case that it is highly likely that it was a shoe people.
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Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 4 Jan 2010, 16:11, Reply)

Groovy cool!
:D
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Mon 4 Jan 2010, 16:14, Reply)

Your grammar makes
baby Cheesus cry
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TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Mon 4 Jan 2010, 15:54, Reply)

He's also the par-tay starter
isn't that right Fresh Prince aka Chompy?
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Mon 4 Jan 2010, 15:55, Reply)

I wish I was Will Smith

(PsychoChomp, Mon 4 Jan 2010, 15:56, Reply)

I wish you were
Will Smith, then I would ask for a loan
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Mon 4 Jan 2010, 15:57, Reply)

How much would you like?

(PsychoChomp, Mon 4 Jan 2010, 16:00, Reply)

Enough for a Marc Jacobs handbag please

(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Mon 4 Jan 2010, 16:02, Reply)

Use a Tescos bag like everyone else.

(PsychoChomp, Mon 4 Jan 2010, 16:03, Reply)

No I can't
I'm too high class for that.

*struts funky stuff*
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Mon 4 Jan 2010, 16:06, Reply)

this is like one of your threads where you ask us for advice then point out all of the reasons why you won't take it

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Lisette von Falcon, Mon 4 Jan 2010, 15:52, Reply)

Kind of.

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girlinthehole, Mon 4 Jan 2010, 15:58, Reply)

Possibly...
If it was with Max Beasley or Maxine Carr you might.
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Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 4 Jan 2010, 15:43, Reply)

took it up the arse
I'm sure loads of people did that over new year
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Lisette von Falcon, Mon 4 Jan 2010, 15:42, Reply)

The internet's full of proof.

(PsychoChomp, Mon 4 Jan 2010, 15:44, Reply)

I can think of one person.
Not me btw.
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girlinthehole, Mon 4 Jan 2010, 15:46, Reply)

Yeah - that Kevin Spacey, eh?

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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 4 Jan 2010, 15:47, Reply)

I cannot imagine being ashamed of it.
I'll instead say you did some smack.
You drunk texted someone.
You knocked over a gas station.
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Lisette von Falcon, Mon 4 Jan 2010, 15:48, Reply)

Noshed off a tramp?

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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 4 Jan 2010, 15:43, Reply)

Got noshed off by a tramp?

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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 4 Jan 2010, 15:46, Reply)

Watched a tramp
nosh off another tramp?
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Mon 4 Jan 2010, 15:48, Reply)

Tramp on a nosher?

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girlinthehole, Mon 4 Jan 2010, 15:49, Reply)

Was one of the tramps
Kaol?
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TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Mon 4 Jan 2010, 15:49, Reply)

It is possible
You'd have to ask BGB!
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Mon 4 Jan 2010, 15:50, Reply)

I miss Kaol.
But don't tell him.
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girlinthehole, Mon 4 Jan 2010, 15:51, Reply)

I bet he still vanity searches his name every day or so.

(PsychoChomp, Mon 4 Jan 2010, 15:51, Reply)

I texted him at Christmas
and he never texted back. He is now dead to me DEAD TO ME
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TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Mon 4 Jan 2010, 15:51, Reply)

he's gone native
bloody welsh
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Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 4 Jan 2010, 15:53, Reply)

DEAD TO ME

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TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Mon 4 Jan 2010, 15:53, Reply)

good attitude

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Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 4 Jan 2010, 15:54, Reply)

I think he is probably dead full stop

No English man can live in Wales for this long without getting his head kicked in
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 4 Jan 2010, 15:53, Reply)

I did
but I was a student and dating a welsh girl so had immunity
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Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 4 Jan 2010, 16:02, Reply)

I miss him too!
The last time I saw him he was shovelling onion rings in his face on a street corner.
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Mon 4 Jan 2010, 15:52, Reply)

I'm getting by without him
But it would be nice if he could go down the library now and again, get on the internet, ask how we are...
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Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 4 Jan 2010, 15:54, Reply)

He's fine. Better than fine. He's down to one knife on his person at a time.
He and Catface were drinking toffee vodka with Werthers Original chasers. He asked about TGB but no one else.
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crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Mon 4 Jan 2010, 15:55, Reply)

YES
In your face everyone else
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TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Mon 4 Jan 2010, 16:00, Reply)

Hehe
I take it he is no longer dead to you? :)
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Mon 4 Jan 2010, 16:02, Reply)

Oh he's still dead to me
I'm just a little smugger now
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TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Mon 4 Jan 2010, 16:21, Reply)

Hehe
Whatever floats your boat! :D
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Mon 4 Jan 2010, 16:31, Reply)

Noshed off a tramp
While another tramp watched?
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Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 4 Jan 2010, 15:49, Reply)

Told an ex you loved them in a
drunken orgy of self loathing and pity
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 4 Jan 2010, 15:51, Reply)

I found one of those texts in my phone new years day.
but it was IN MUTHAFUCKING DRAFTS!!!! not in sent, which was nice.
(PsychoChomp, Mon 4 Jan 2010, 15:55, Reply)

PHEW DUDE!!!
I ain't done one of those for years *touches wood*
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Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 4 Jan 2010, 15:57, Reply)

Excellent, only semi pathetic

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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 4 Jan 2010, 15:57, Reply)

Or more pathetic because I was too drunk to operate my mobile.

(PsychoChomp, Mon 4 Jan 2010, 16:00, Reply)

Is this why no-one over the age of 70 can use a mobile?

because they're pissed off their faces?
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 4 Jan 2010, 16:01, Reply)

haha
wood

haha

semi
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TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Mon 4 Jan 2010, 16:00, Reply)

:)

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Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 4 Jan 2010, 16:03, Reply)

I have developed a tendency
to produce carefully crafted flirtatious replies to the object of my affections when pissed, and save them to drafts for sober review. And then forget about them, and get told off for never answering her texts.
(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Mon 4 Jan 2010, 15:58, Reply)

Told a tramp you loved them in a
drunken orgy of self loathing and pity?
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 4 Jan 2010, 15:57, Reply)

NEVER!

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girlinthehole, Mon 4 Jan 2010, 15:59, Reply)

You ran out of Tena Ladies and pissed yourself?
These things happen.

I'd love to stay and guess more but Gilmore Girls is about to start.
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crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Mon 4 Jan 2010, 15:57, Reply)

It is a class episode today.

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Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 4 Jan 2010, 15:58, Reply)

w00t!
Oh no, I'm out of biscuits.
*SADFACE*

I'll have to watch it with tea and no biscuits. Might have a couple of chocolate brazil nuts left.
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crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Mon 4 Jan 2010, 15:59, Reply)

toast?

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Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 4 Jan 2010, 16:00, Reply)

yes!
peanut butter on toast and a mug of coffee. Win!
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crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Mon 4 Jan 2010, 16:31, Reply)

Surely with Tena Lady

you are still pissing yourself, technically
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 4 Jan 2010, 16:00, Reply)

It's ok.
I understand your priorities.
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girlinthehole, Mon 4 Jan 2010, 16:00, Reply)

I'm off home.
Start your own pointless threads.

I can't do everything on here you know.
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girlinthehole, Mon 4 Jan 2010, 16:02, Reply)

You cunt!
I was waiting to go to the shop!!
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Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 4 Jan 2010, 16:04, Reply)

Is it TV related?
You watched the Snowman and cried?
(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Mon 4 Jan 2010, 16:17, Reply)

We don't care what you did,
we will all still love you anyway. (But we are going to be a lot more wary around you as we wait for the big secret to finally show the terrible truth).
(MichaelS wasn't picked again, Mon 4 Jan 2010, 18:24, Reply)

Don't worry too much.
It doesn't involve nakedness.
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girlinthehole, Mon 4 Jan 2010, 20:26, Reply)

No fun then.

(MichaelS wasn't picked again, Tue 5 Jan 2010, 13:57, Reply)

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