Does she have life insurance?

(PsychoChomp, Mon 4 Jan 2010, 16:04, 1 reply, 16 years ago)

yup
200k
( Peej, Mon 4 Jan 2010, 16:15, Reply)

I know someone who'll go 1 to 4 with you on that.
No questions asked, make it look like an accident, or an horrific random murder. I'm from the internet, so it'll be hard to track it down. It's up to you, she can eaither not feel a thing, or go through the kind of pain that lasts. Completely up to you, gaz me if you're interested.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 4 Jan 2010, 16:22, Reply)

Okie deal
she'll be walking down that alley down the road an on the left from your place at 11pm tonight. Make it painful and there's a bonus in it for you.

*edit* shit that was supposed to be a gaz, how do you delete posts ect.
( Peej, Mon 4 Jan 2010, 16:26, Reply)

You gotta give me more time, I need an alibi and some caustic soda.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 4 Jan 2010, 16:27, Reply)

Scenario...
She is holding fridge whilst you 'repair it'; you accidentally lose grip , lands on wife - brown bread.

Plus you can then claim the fridge on house insurance.

Jackpot!
(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Mon 4 Jan 2010, 16:24, Reply)

What you want, see, right, yeah', listening? Good.....
Is for two people to admit to the murder, two unconnected people, and then for them to withdraw their statements... "I was confused, never been in nick before, I was scared and wanted to say what I think you wanted to hear", get them diognised first with some sort of mental disorder or something like that, one of those ones where you say things that people want to hear.

Then you cast down some resonable doubt on the both of them, and pocket the differance.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 4 Jan 2010, 16:26, Reply)

Woooo!
Solves all my problems at once!
( Peej, Mon 4 Jan 2010, 16:26, Reply)