Ah then come on over
You can't get the blame for breaking a freezer that's already broken!
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Mon 4 Jan 2010, 16:29, 1 reply, 16 years ago)

See this is why you are the perfect woman
Can I bring the sprog?
( Peej, Mon 4 Jan 2010, 16:36, Reply)

How old is the sprog?

(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Mon 4 Jan 2010, 16:38, Reply)

Sick.
Mods!
(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Mon 4 Jan 2010, 16:40, Reply)

Quiet you! I'm trying to barter passage to the new world!

( Peej, Mon 4 Jan 2010, 16:40, Reply)

Oops - sorry dude.

(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Mon 4 Jan 2010, 16:44, Reply)

nearly 2
and cute as a button
( Peej, Mon 4 Jan 2010, 16:40, Reply)

Cool
That's fine then. I was just checking the age group to see if I would lose access to the PS3 and Xbox...

No sticking toast in the blu-ray player though - that goes for both of you!
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Mon 4 Jan 2010, 16:42, Reply)

Oh fuck it then no deal
I'm not living by stupid rules like that. I'll stick toast where I please when I please.
( Peej, Mon 4 Jan 2010, 16:42, Reply)

Fine its off
I'm taking the Magni-Doodle back to the shops!
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Mon 4 Jan 2010, 16:43, Reply)

Nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
I didn't mean it!
( Peej, Mon 4 Jan 2010, 16:44, Reply)

I watched 'Bottom Live' on the fucking telly two nights ago
because I value your opinion and thought perhaps I'd been wrong about it.

Jesus fucking wept it was TERRIBLE. Really, really, really terminally unfunny. I cannot begin to describe how dismal. They were on a desert island and there was a bomb there. It did not get funnier than that - I watched it, stony-faced, until the end, then went to bed in despair.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 4 Jan 2010, 16:49, Reply)

I concur

Also Rick Mayall's sweaty face makes me feel a bit sick
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 4 Jan 2010, 16:52, Reply)

I've said it before
but the only time that cunt has ever made me laugh was when he came off that fucking quad bike.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 4 Jan 2010, 16:53, Reply)

Shall I add him to the list Sir?

(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Mon 4 Jan 2010, 16:56, Reply)

Good Lord
You mean to say he wasn't on there already? How remiss of me!

Dear oh dear, sometimes I wonder if I'm all there, I really do...

*wanders off polishing half-moon specs on MCC tie*
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 4 Jan 2010, 17:00, Reply)

Lee Evans
does that to me!
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Mon 4 Jan 2010, 16:56, Reply)

Oh he sooooo deserves to die.

(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Mon 4 Jan 2010, 16:56, Reply)

Absolutely
1. Norman fucking Wisdom was not in the least bit funny.
2. Evans is even less funny than that.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 4 Jan 2010, 17:01, Reply)

Yeh hooligans island was crap
first one was pretty funny though
( Peej, Mon 4 Jan 2010, 16:52, Reply)

Hahaha
You don't value my opinion, you just want to have a moan, don't cha! ;)

I'm not really a fan of Hooligans Island, my favourite Bottom Live is the second one, where they go to prison. The first two were the best!
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Mon 4 Jan 2010, 16:54, Reply)

Not so. You are very funny.
Your other half is very funny - so I genuinely thought I might be wrong and gave 'Bottom' (oh dear, terrible start) a second go.

You display an infinitely greater dexterity of wit and depth of comedy on a daily basis than those execrable student revue tossers have ever done and they've made a fortune.

I am genuinely baffled as to how they got away with it for so long.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 4 Jan 2010, 16:58, Reply)

I find it odd how Mayall's characters in Blackadder were so well loved
despite the hideous overacting that spoilt the episodes he was in
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 4 Jan 2010, 16:59, Reply)

YOU CAN SEE INTO MY MIND!
His scenes were so overblown and just plain SHIT compared with the others I have always been mystified by their popularity.

It's just him doing his pitiful one-dimensional act all over again.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 4 Jan 2010, 17:02, Reply)

But with added
WOOOOOOOF!
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Mon 4 Jan 2010, 17:06, Reply)

*shakes head sadly*

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 4 Jan 2010, 17:07, Reply)

Hahaha
What have you done with the real Monty? :S

There are a lot of people who don't find Ad and Rik funny, I can understand this, like I can understand why people don't like The League of Gents - its a bit weird and disgusting.

I'm easily amused, I giggle when people say 'bum' so I'll find most things funny. I'll happily sit and laugh at the mindless violence in Bottom as I will sit and laugh at the sharp wit of Stephen Fry... I cannot explain my brain!
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Mon 4 Jan 2010, 17:03, Reply)

I never found Bottom all that funny
Bottom Live 3 was amusing when I watched while drunk many years ago, but I think I'll give it a miss now.


What truly truly baffles me is the number of people I know well, the opinions of whom I generally respect, find Gavin and Stacey funny. It is such a piece of shit.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 4 Jan 2010, 17:06, Reply)

Yeah see I'm not too sure on that.
I've seen a few bits of episodes and I can't say I'm a fan.
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Mon 4 Jan 2010, 17:07, Reply)

'fucking shit' doesn't even come anywhere near AT ALL.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 4 Jan 2010, 17:11, Reply)

Monty my good man
what are your feelings on Peep Show, and Mitchell and Webb in general?
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 4 Jan 2010, 17:12, Reply)

Superb, excellent and generally tip-top.
Mitchell in particular is precisely my kind of fellow.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 4 Jan 2010, 17:15, Reply)

I'd suspected that your response would be along those lines
couldn't agree more
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 4 Jan 2010, 17:16, Reply)

Peep Show is ace
I have some catching up to do with it though, I have missed out a series somewhere along the lines.
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Mon 4 Jan 2010, 17:19, Reply)

I think I may have too
I find it hard to watch because it veers between tear-inducingly funny and knuckle-bitingly embarrassing.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 4 Jan 2010, 17:20, Reply)

Hehe
That's why I like it. I spend most of my time watching it whilst screaming 'no normal human would do that sort of thing'!! :S
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Mon 4 Jan 2010, 17:25, Reply)

me too
it's so well done, and as I have an internal monologue it nicely reflects my life :-)

time to go buy a new cooker!

ciao
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 4 Jan 2010, 17:27, Reply)

Toodles
and 'good luck' (said in a German accent)
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Mon 4 Jan 2010, 17:28, Reply)

The only comedy series I have found funny in the past year or so
is The Inbetweeners - I really think its great, although it does disturb me how very similar some of the characters are to some of my mates I used to go to school with! :S
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Mon 4 Jan 2010, 17:13, Reply)

I haven't watched it
because I can tell from the adverts that I will hate it.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 4 Jan 2010, 17:16, Reply)

You might want to give it a whirl one day
I did think it wasn't my cup of tea by the ads, but I actually really enjoyed it!
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Mon 4 Jan 2010, 17:17, Reply)

I may give it a try
my mrs has been watching 90210. I've been trying desperately not to know what is going on, because if that happens I end up watching it all, like I did with Grey's Anatomy (actually quite good) and Desperate Housewives (embarrassing)
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 4 Jan 2010, 17:21, Reply)

Hehehe bless
One of my friends is trying to convince me to dedicate some time to watching Gossip Girl... I am trying to avoid it but I fear she is going to win in the end and I'm going to have to borrow the box sets. I blame her for my love of Nip/Tuck - dammit!
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Mon 4 Jan 2010, 17:23, Reply)

damnit
I already know too much about 90210. One of the girls in it was in Nip/Tuck
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 4 Jan 2010, 17:24, Reply)

Hehehehe
The thing is it is easy to get hooked on crap tv. DiT tries to avoid it but sometimes he will sit down and ask a few questions, then before I know it he knows character names and who's shagging who etc. Bless.
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Mon 4 Jan 2010, 17:27, Reply)

I gave it a couple of minutes
but switched off when I realised that arsehole from the terrible 'We are Klang' was on it. You know, the one who is basically a piss-poor version (piss-poorer?) of Rik Mayall. By the way, calliing yourself 'Rik' makes you a fucking cunt before you've even opened your mouth. cf Rik Waller.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 4 Jan 2010, 17:25, Reply)

Hehe
You are an angry man indeed.

Right I'm oft too, gonna face the Central Line!

See ya pal!
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Mon 4 Jan 2010, 17:29, Reply)

it's so fucking ordinary
without fail people ask if it's because it's too welsh, because I went to uni in cardiff.

and I retort, "No, it's not that welsh, Rob Brydon is quite annoying and it's just not fucking funny!"
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 4 Jan 2010, 17:12, Reply)

I find the Welsh inherently amusing
That show is desperately unamusing DESPITE being Welsh.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 4 Jan 2010, 17:19, Reply)

the fat one isn't even welsh

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 4 Jan 2010, 17:21, Reply)

He is by far the worst one on it.
Piggy-faced wanker.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 4 Jan 2010, 17:26, Reply)

I meant the woman

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 4 Jan 2010, 17:27, Reply)

Ah I see.
Well that fat bloke needs white-hot pokers in his piggy eyes. In truth being annoyed at his very existence took up so much of the small amount of time I spent watching the show I cannot really remember anyone else.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 4 Jan 2010, 17:31, Reply)