My phone makes phone calls
and I can text on it. Which is pretty much all I want from a phone.

I'm getting fucking sick of going to the pub with your mates and them just glued to their fucking iPhones. If you are too fucking precious to prioritise me over your stupid fucking phone because you just received a fucking email from someone you hate but you have to fucking reply as soon as because you have a fucking phone that can send fucking emails then you can go fuck yourself
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Tue 5 Jan 2010, 10:24, 3 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

Despite owning a magi-do-everything-phone
I do agree wholeheartedly with this.
(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Tue 5 Jan 2010, 10:26, Reply)

What annoys me even more
is when I pop out for a smoke I get told I'm being ANTISOCIAL.
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Tue 5 Jan 2010, 10:28, Reply)

You are correct.
The very height of rudeness and utterly deplorable.

cf Blackfuckingberrys. Utter tosh.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 5 Jan 2010, 10:27, Reply)

I like the panic
that sets in when people think they have left their phone at home.

I AM UNREACHABLE OH MY GOD OH MY GOD THE WORLD COULD POSSIBLY END AND HOW WILL I KNOW BECAUSE THE INTERNET IS ON MY PHONE AND MY PHONE IS NOT ON MY PERSON THIS IS EVEN WORSE THAN AIDS ON MY FUCKING GOD WHAT IF I RECEIVE A TEXT AND I AM NOT THERE TO READ IT?!!? IT'S THE..oh wait it's here in my pocket.

Do you have any texts?

No.

Fucker
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Tue 5 Jan 2010, 10:31, Reply)

But what if your arm bursts?

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 5 Jan 2010, 10:34, Reply)

Then you should stop wanking as much

( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Tue 5 Jan 2010, 10:36, Reply)

That's a ridiculous suggestion.
There must be another way.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 5 Jan 2010, 10:44, Reply)

I hear donating to
TNTSCoR helps ;)
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Tue 5 Jan 2010, 10:53, Reply)

Gives
Gives HARD
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 5 Jan 2010, 10:56, Reply)

This has confused me
Confused me muchly.
(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Tue 5 Jan 2010, 10:37, Reply)

Facebook addicts are the same.
Oh my God what if someone's announced what they're having for fucking tea and I've missed it.

MOST PEOPLE'S LIVES AND ESPECIALLY YOUR OWN ARE INCREDIBLY DULL, YOU WITLESS SPASTIC.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 5 Jan 2010, 10:36, Reply)

I think Twitter addicts top that
I admit I have never looked at the site but from what I gather it's just a constant update of inane shit.

I just blinked
I just blinked again!
Went a minute without blinking
Oh no blinked again
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Tue 5 Jan 2010, 10:38, Reply)

If I think too much about this sort of thing
I utterly despair for the human race.

What. A. Bunch. Of. Cunts.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 5 Jan 2010, 10:40, Reply)

Huzzah!
The New Year hasn't even learned to walk yet and we are ball deep in hatred for our fellow man. Yes, you're right, they are cunts. Especially the cunt who was coughing down my neck on the bus this morning. I bet he does Twitter, and Punch in the Face(book), and Gaybo and GaySpace. All of them, at the same time, whist coughing his fucking fetid stink all over my back.

I hope he falls and cunts his head open on the ice.
(Cancer Joy was short lived, Tue 5 Jan 2010, 11:50, Reply)

Haha, mates who put their phones above you in the pub, gutted.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 5 Jan 2010, 10:50, Reply)

Mates who put their phones above alcohol!!!
madnesssssssssss
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Tue 5 Jan 2010, 10:53, Reply)

You should very quickly ask them if it's waterproof and then before they can say anything, drop it in their pint.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 5 Jan 2010, 10:57, Reply)

I am definitely going to do this
and if I get in any trouble for doing so, I shall simply say that a man on the internet told me to.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 5 Jan 2010, 11:01, Reply)