It's phone upgrade time wooo!
Been too long with my ancient Motorolla, Vodafone are trying to offer utter shit, but amongst the dung was the HTC Magic whish seems interesting. It has some good reviews online, but does anyone have any real experience of it or other Android phones?

Alternatively if you had unlimited texts for life like T-Mobile corporate whore "Josh" who would you stalk?
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 5 Jan 2010, 10:07, 38 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

Mate was given one by work
He thought it was 'meh' and not as user friendly as his iPhone. However the fact that he has an iPhone singles him out as something of a bender, doesn't it?
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 5 Jan 2010, 10:11, Reply)

I've got unlimited texts.
Gaz me your mobile number, I'm feeling stalky.
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Tue 5 Jan 2010, 10:11, Reply)

0891 50 50 50

Give it a go
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 5 Jan 2010, 10:19, Reply)

*rapturous applause*

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 5 Jan 2010, 10:21, Reply)

Muahah

( whenanimalsattackhumans clad in global hypercolour, Tue 5 Jan 2010, 11:08, Reply)

The problem with mobile phones these days
is that from my fairly limited experience, nothing even comes close to the iPhone.

When my contract needed amending 12 months ago I refused to buy an iPhone, what with all the Apple dickheads swanning around showing off their fancy box of tricks that has an app for anything, including presumably what next to have for tea. So I went for an iPhone "killer" which had pretty good reviews. Well my LG Renoir while being a decent phone is no more an iPhone killer than my old Nokia 3310.

I think the sad fact is that nothing comes close to the iphone, the navigation speed, the functionality, every-fucking-thing. It's not fair, and you do run the risk of becoming an Apple fanboy, but I think in this case the truth hurts.
( whenanimalsattackhumans clad in global hypercolour, Tue 5 Jan 2010, 10:11, Reply)

The N900
By Nokia is supposed to be better than the iPod. But what winds me up about all these phones is that the battery life lasts about twenty three minutes.

Although the iPhone does have the iPartridge app which makes it a frontrunner for me.
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Tue 5 Jan 2010, 10:18, Reply)

Nokia 5800 Xpress
is a pretty decent phone.
( SpikeyPickle wishes he was mabazaritchie, Tue 5 Jan 2010, 10:19, Reply)

Never get one of Nokia's "Expermental" phones.
They're always lacking in some way or another.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 5 Jan 2010, 10:50, Reply)

I got a Nokia 5800 Xpressmusic during the summer
Was a bit reluctant at first, but now I love it. We compared it to an iPhone one day, and it could do pretty much everything the iPhone could, and had a much better battery life. Ok, you don't have the apple app store, but you do have the Nokia app store. Some people don't like the interface, but it's actually really good and simple.
(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Tue 5 Jan 2010, 10:21, Reply)

My phone makes phone calls
and I can text on it. Which is pretty much all I want from a phone.

I'm getting fucking sick of going to the pub with your mates and them just glued to their fucking iPhones. If you are too fucking precious to prioritise me over your stupid fucking phone because you just received a fucking email from someone you hate but you have to fucking reply as soon as because you have a fucking phone that can send fucking emails then you can go fuck yourself
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Tue 5 Jan 2010, 10:24, Reply)

Despite owning a magi-do-everything-phone
I do agree wholeheartedly with this.
(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Tue 5 Jan 2010, 10:26, Reply)

What annoys me even more
is when I pop out for a smoke I get told I'm being ANTISOCIAL.
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Tue 5 Jan 2010, 10:28, Reply)

You are correct.
The very height of rudeness and utterly deplorable.

cf Blackfuckingberrys. Utter tosh.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 5 Jan 2010, 10:27, Reply)

I like the panic
that sets in when people think they have left their phone at home.

I AM UNREACHABLE OH MY GOD OH MY GOD THE WORLD COULD POSSIBLY END AND HOW WILL I KNOW BECAUSE THE INTERNET IS ON MY PHONE AND MY PHONE IS NOT ON MY PERSON THIS IS EVEN WORSE THAN AIDS ON MY FUCKING GOD WHAT IF I RECEIVE A TEXT AND I AM NOT THERE TO READ IT?!!? IT'S THE..oh wait it's here in my pocket.

Do you have any texts?

No.

Fucker
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Tue 5 Jan 2010, 10:31, Reply)

But what if your arm bursts?

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 5 Jan 2010, 10:34, Reply)

Then you should stop wanking as much

( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Tue 5 Jan 2010, 10:36, Reply)

That's a ridiculous suggestion.
There must be another way.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 5 Jan 2010, 10:44, Reply)

I hear donating to
TNTSCoR helps ;)
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Tue 5 Jan 2010, 10:53, Reply)

Gives
Gives HARD
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 5 Jan 2010, 10:56, Reply)

This has confused me
Confused me muchly.
(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Tue 5 Jan 2010, 10:37, Reply)

Facebook addicts are the same.
Oh my God what if someone's announced what they're having for fucking tea and I've missed it.

MOST PEOPLE'S LIVES AND ESPECIALLY YOUR OWN ARE INCREDIBLY DULL, YOU WITLESS SPASTIC.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 5 Jan 2010, 10:36, Reply)

I think Twitter addicts top that
I admit I have never looked at the site but from what I gather it's just a constant update of inane shit.

I just blinked
I just blinked again!
Went a minute without blinking
Oh no blinked again
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Tue 5 Jan 2010, 10:38, Reply)

If I think too much about this sort of thing
I utterly despair for the human race.

What. A. Bunch. Of. Cunts.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 5 Jan 2010, 10:40, Reply)

Huzzah!
The New Year hasn't even learned to walk yet and we are ball deep in hatred for our fellow man. Yes, you're right, they are cunts. Especially the cunt who was coughing down my neck on the bus this morning. I bet he does Twitter, and Punch in the Face(book), and Gaybo and GaySpace. All of them, at the same time, whist coughing his fucking fetid stink all over my back.

I hope he falls and cunts his head open on the ice.
(Cancer Joy was short lived, Tue 5 Jan 2010, 11:50, Reply)

Haha, mates who put their phones above you in the pub, gutted.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 5 Jan 2010, 10:50, Reply)

Mates who put their phones above alcohol!!!
madnesssssssssss
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Tue 5 Jan 2010, 10:53, Reply)

You should very quickly ask them if it's waterproof and then before they can say anything, drop it in their pint.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 5 Jan 2010, 10:57, Reply)

I am definitely going to do this
and if I get in any trouble for doing so, I shall simply say that a man on the internet told me to.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 5 Jan 2010, 11:01, Reply)

I hate my phone
I preferred my last one, but it broke, so I went onto pay-mothly and got a more expensive phone. It is shit.
Nokia 6500 Slide. Don't do it.
It looks like a taxi. A taxi that has had a lot of crashes.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 5 Jan 2010, 10:29, Reply)

I love that phone
Not as much as mine, but y'know.
(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Tue 5 Jan 2010, 10:31, Reply)

Really?
Have you ever had it?
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 5 Jan 2010, 10:34, Reply)

About 5 of my friends did
I may have sat and played with it quite a lot of the time. Not really the same as living with it though, granted.
(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Tue 5 Jan 2010, 10:35, Reply)

It gets really clunky
And the tracks get all chipped.
The silver bit in the middle is NOT metal. It is plastic, sprayed silver.
It's a bleedin tank. I hate it and I'm stuck with it for, like, ever or something.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 5 Jan 2010, 10:45, Reply)

Nokia 97
Battery life is better than other smart phones I have tried, has as much memory as the iPhone (32gb), has "apps" (WANKY expression) available for download from Nokia shop, plus has a full qwerty keyboard that slides out so you don't have to tap the screen to type. Call clarity & reception as good as any other phone I've had plus a decent (5mp) camera.

No I don't work for Nokia!
(lkjshaglkasjdhglkhjz lkcvl; g;aodh;owih, Tue 5 Jan 2010, 10:30, Reply)

Oh man, for a moment there, I thought you did work for them, damn, I was wrong about that.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 5 Jan 2010, 10:48, Reply)

Google are just about to bring out the Nexus One, that'll probably be the best android phone on the market in a month's time.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 5 Jan 2010, 10:51, Reply)

I must say
I have been completely happy with my BlackBerry 8900 since i got it a year ago, beautiful design and has every feature I could possibly want from a phone, despite the fact i use about 4 things on it.

Plus, and most importantly, it has a lovely leather fuckpouch that it goes into when you don't use it. It looks all grown up and minimal.
(Cancer Joy was short lived, Tue 5 Jan 2010, 11:52, Reply)